Pope published imitations of many of the works of Horace. This is one of the more famous renderings of Horace’s Satires. It originally appeared with Horace’s Latin originals on the facing pages.
What, and how great, the Virtue° and the Art° |
power — skill |
| To live on little with a chearful heart, | |
| (A doctrine sage,° but truly none of mine) | wise policy |
| Let’s talk, my friends, but talk before we dine: | |
| Not when a gilt Buffet’s reflected pride [5] | |
| Turns you from sound Philosophy aside: | |
| Not when from plate to plate your eyeballs roll, | |
| And the brain dances to the mantling° bowl. |
sparkling |
Hear Bethel’s Sermon, one not vers’d in schools, |
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| But strong in sense, and wise without the rules. [10] |
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Go work, hunt, exercise! (he thus began) |
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| Then scorn a homely dinner if you can. | |
| Your wine lock’d up, your Butler stroll’d abroad, | |
| Or kept from fish, (the river yet unthaw’d) | |
| If then plain bread and milk will do the feat, [15] | |
| The pleasure lies in you, and not the meat.° | food |
| Preach as I please, I doubt our curious men | |
| Will chuse a pheasant still before a hen; | |
| Yet hens of Guinea full as good I hold, | |
| Except you eat the feathers green and gold. [20] | |
| Of Carps° and Mullets° why prefer the great, | (kinds of fish) |
| (Tho’ cut in pieces ’ere° my Lord can eat) | before |
| Yet for small Turbots such esteem profess?° | express |
| Because God made these large, the other less. |
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Oldfield, with more than Harpy throat endu’d,° [25] |
endowed |
| Cries, “Send me, Gods! a whole Hog barbecu’d!” | |
| Oh blast it, south-winds! till a stench exhale | |
| Rank° as the ripeness of a rabbit’s tail. | bad-smelling |
| By what Criterion do ye eat, d’ye think, | |
| If this is priz’d for sweetness, that for stink? [30] | |
| When the tir’d glutton labours thro’ a treat, | |
| He’ll find no relish° in the sweetest meat,° | pleasure — food |
| He calls for something bitter, something sour, | |
| And the rich feast concludes extremely poor: | |
| Cheap eggs, and herbs, and olives, still we see, [35] | |
| Thus much is left of old Simplicity! |
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The Robin-red-breast till of late had rest, |
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| And children sacred held a Martin’s nest, | |
| Till Becca-ficos° sold so dev’lish dear,° | small birds — expensive |
| To one that was, and would have been, a Peer.° [40] | hereditary nobleman |
| Let me extoll° a Cat, on oysters fed, | praise |
| I’ll have a party at the Bedford-Head, | |
| Or ev’n to crack live crawfish recommend, | |
| I’d never doubt at Court to make a friend. |
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’Tis yet in vain, I own,° to keep a pother° [45] |
admit — be upset |
| About one vice, and fall into the other: | |
| Between excess and famine lies a mean,° | middle point |
| Plain, but not sordid;° tho’ not splendid, clean. | low |
| Avidien, or his Wife (no matter which, | |
| For him you’ll call a dog, and her a bitch) [50] | |
| Sell their presented partridges, and fruits, | |
| And humbly live on rabbits and on roots: | |
| One half-pint bottle serves them both to dine, | |
| And is at once their vinegar and wine. | |
| But on some lucky day (as when they found [55] | |
| A lost bank-bill,° or heard their Son was drown’d) | money |
| At such a feast, old vinegar to spare, | |
| Is what two souls so gen’rous cannot bear; | |
| Oyl, tho’ it stink, they drop by drop impart, | |
| But sowse° the cabbage with a bounteous heart. [60] | drench |
He knows to live, who keeps the middle state, |
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| And neither leans on this side, nor on that: | |
| Nor stops, for one bad cork, his butler’s pay, | |
| Swears, like Albutius, a good Cook away; | |
| Nor lets, like Nævius, ev’ry error pass, [65] | |
| The musty° wine, foul cloth, or greasy glass. | off-tasting |
Now hear what blessings Temperance° can bring: |
moderation |
| (Thus said our friend, and what he said I sing) | |
| First Health: The stomach (cramm’d from ev’ry dish, | |
| A tomb of boil’d, and roast, and flesh, and fish, [70] | |
| Where bile, and wind, and phlegm, and acid jar,° | compete |
| And all the man is one intestine war°) | civil war (a pun) |
| Remembers oft the school-boys simple fare, | |
| The temp’rate sleeps, and spirits light as air. | |
How pale, each worshipful and rev’rend guest [75] |
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| Rise from a clergy, or a city feast! | |
| What life in all that ample body, say, | |
| What heav’nly particle inspires the clay? | |
| The soul subsides, and wickedly inclines | |
| To seem but mortal, ev’n in sound divines.° [80] | clergymen |
| On morning wings how active springs the mind | |
| That leaves the load of yesterday behind? | |
| How easy ev’ry labour it pursues? | |
| How coming to the Poet ev’ry Muse? | |
| Not but we may exceed, some holy time, [85] | |
| Or tir’d in search of Truth, or search of rhyme; | |
| Ill health some just indulgence may engage, | |
| And more, the sickness of long life, old age; | |
| For fainting age what cordial° drop remains, | medicinal |
| If our intemp’rate° youth the vessel drains? [90] | excessive |
Our fathers prais’d rank° Ven’son. You suppose |
spoiled |
| Perhaps, young men! our fathers had no nose? | |
| Not so: a Buck was then a week’s repast,° | feast |
| And ’twas their point, I ween,° to make it last: | think |
| More pleas’d to keep it till their friends could come, [95] | |
| Than eat the sweetest by themselves at home. | |
| Why had not I in those good times my birth, | |
| Ere coxcomb° pyes or coxcombs were on earth? | foolish, conceited |
Unworthy he, the voice of Fame to hear, |
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| That sweetest musick to an honest ear; [100] | |
| (For ’faith° Lord Fanny! you are in the wrong, | I swear |
| The world’s good word is better than a song) | |
| Who has not learn’d, fresh sturgeon° and ham-pye | a kind of fish |
| Are no rewards for want,° and infamy!° | poverty — disgrace |
| When luxury has lick’d up all thy pelf,° [105] | money |
| Curs’d by thy neighbours, thy trustees, thyself, | |
| To friends, to fortune, to mankind a shame, | |
| Think how posterity will treat thy name; | |
| And buy a rope, that° future times may tell | in order that |
| Thou hast at least bestow’d one penny well. [110] | |
“Right, cries his Lordship, for a rogue in need |
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| “To have a Taste, is insolence indeed: | |
| “In me ’tis noble, suits my birth and state, | |
| “My wealth unwieldy, and my heap° too great.” | pile of money |
| Then, like the Sun, let Bounty° spread her ray, [115] | generosity |
| And shine that superfluity° away. | excess |
| Oh impudence of wealth! with all thy store, | |
| How dar’st thou let one worthy man be poor? | |
| Shall half the new-built churches round thee fall? | |
| Make Keys, build Bridges, or repair White-hall: [120] | |
| Or to thy country let that heap be lent, | |
| As M—o’s was, but not a five per cent. | |
Who thinks that Fortune cannot change her mind, |
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| Prepares a dreadful jest for all mankind! | |
| And who stands safest, tell me? is it he [125] | |
| That spreads and swells in puff’d prosperity, | |
| Or blest with little, whose preventing care | |
| In peace provides fit arms against a war? | |
Thus Bethel spoke, who always speaks his thought, |
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| And always thinks the very thing he ought. [130] | |
| His equal° mind I copy what I can, | steady |
| And as I love, would imitate the man. | |
| In South-sea days not happier, when surmis’d° | believed to be |
| The Lord of thousands, than if now Excis’d; | |
| In forests planted by a Father’s hand, [135] | |
| Than in five acres now of rented land. | |
| Content with little, I can piddle here | |
| On brocoli and mutton, round the year; | |
| But ancient friends (tho’ poor, or out of play) | |
| That touch my bell, I cannot turn away. [140] | |
| ’Tis true, no Turbots° dignify my boards,° | a kind of fish — tables |
| But gudgeons, flounders, what my Thames affords:° | offers |
| To Hounslow-heath I point, and Bansted-down, | |
| Thence° comes your mutton, and these chicks my own: | from there |
| From yon° old walnut-tree, a show’r shall fall; [145] | that |
| And grapes, long-lingring on my only wall, | |
| And figs, from standard and espalier join: | |
| The dev’l is in you if you cannot dine. | |
| Then chearful healths (your Mistress shall have place) | |
| And, what’s more rare, a Poet shall say Grace. [150] | |
| Fortune not much of humbling me can boast; | |
| Tho’ double tax’d, how little have I lost? | |
| My life’s amusements have been just the same, | |
| Before, and after Standing Armies came. | |
| My lands are sold, my father’s house is gone; [155] | |
| I’ll hire another’s: is not that my own? | |
| And yours, my friends? thro’ whose free-opening gate | |
| None comes too early, none departs too late; | |
| (For I, who hold° sage° Homer’s rule the best, | believe — wise |
| Welcome the coming, speed the going guest.) [160] | |
| “Pray heav’n it last! (cries Swift) as you go on; | |
| “I wish to God this house had been your own. | |
| “Pity! to build, without a son or wife: | |
| “Why, you’ll enjoy it only all your life.” — | |
| Well, if the use be mine, can it concern one [165] | |
| Whether the name belong to Pope or Vernon? | |
| What’s Property? dear Swift! you see it alter | |
| From you to me, from me to Peter Walter, | |
| Or, in a mortgage, prove° the Lawyer’s share, | turn out to be |
| Or, in a jointure, vanish from the heir, [170] | |
| Or in pure equity (the case not clear) | |
| The Chanc’ry takes your rents for twenty year: | |
| At best, it falls to some ungracious son, | |
| Who cries, my father’s damn’d, and all’s my own. | |
| Shades, that to Ba—n could retreat afford,° [175] | offer an escape |
| Are now the portion of a booby° lord; | idiot |
| And Hemsley, once proud Buckingham’s delight, | |
| Slides to a Scriv’ner or a city Knight. | |
| Let lands and houses have what lords they will, | |
| Let Us be fix’d, and our own masters still. [180] |