Boswell's Life of Johnson, 1763
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Edited, from the two-volume Oxford edition of 1904, by Jack Lynch.
In 1763 he furnished to “The Poetical Calendar,” published by
Fawkes and Woty, a character of Collins, * which he afterwards
ingrafted into his entire life of that admirable poet, in the
collection of lives which he wrote for the body of English
poetry, formed and published by the booksellers of London. His
account of the melancholy depression with which Collins was
severely afflicted, and which brought him to his grave, is, I
think, one of the most tender and interesting passages in the
whole series of his writings. He also favoured Mr. Hoole with
the Dedication of his translations of Tasso to the Queen, *
which is so happily conceived and elegantly expressed, that I
cannot but point it out to the peculiar notice of my readers.1
This is to me a memorable year; for in it I had the happiness to
obtain the acquaintance of that extraordinary man whose memoirs
I am now writing; an acquaintance which I shall ever esteem as
one of the most fortunate circumstances in my life. Though then
but two-and-twenty, I had for several years read his works with
delight and instruction, and had the highest reverence for their
authour, which had grown up in my fancy into a kind of
mysterious veneration, by figuring to myself a state of solemn
elevated abstraction, in which I supposed him to live in the
immense metropolis of London. Mr. Gentleman, a native of
Ireland, who passed some years in Scotland as a player, and as
an instructor in the English language, a man whose talents and
worth were depressed by misfortunes, had given me a
representation of the figure and manner of DICTIONARY JOHNSON!
as he was then generally called;2 and during my
first visit to London, which was for three months in 1760, Mr.
Derrick the poet, who was Gentleman's friend and countryman,
flattered me with hopes that he would introduce me to Johnson,
an honour of which I was very ambitious. But he never found an
opportunity; which made me doubt that he had promised to do what
was not in his power; till Johnson some years afterwards told
me, “Derrick, Sir, might very well have introduced you. I had a
kindness for Derrick, and am sorry he is dead.”
In the summer of 1761 Mr. Thomas Sheridan was at Edinburgh, and
delivered lectures upon the English Language and Publick
Speaking to large and respectable audiences. I was often in his
company, and heard him frequently expatiate upon Johnson's
extraordinary knowledge, talents, and virtues, repeat his
pointed sayings, describe his particularities, and boast of his
being his guest sometimes till two or three in the morning. At
his house I hoped to have many opportunities of seeing the sage,
as Mr. Sheridan obligingly assured me I should not be
disappointed.
When I returned to London in the end of 1762, to my surprise and
regret I found an irreconcileable difference had taken place
between Johnson and Sheridan. A pension of two hundred pounds a
year had been given to Sheridan. Johnson, who, as has been
already mentioned, thought slightingly of Sheridan's art, upon
hearing that he was also pensioned, exclaimed, “What! have they
given him a pension? Then it is time for me to give up
mine.” Whether this proceeded from a momentary indignation, as
if it were an affront to his exalted merit that a player should
be rewarded in the same manner with him, or was the sudden
effect of a fit of peevishness, it was unluckily said, and,
indeed, cannot be justified. Mr. Sheridan's pension was granted
to him not as a player, but as a sufferer in the cause of
government, when he was manager of the Theatre Royal in Ireland,
when parties ran high in 1753. And it must also be allowed that
he was a man of literature, and had considerably improved the
arts of reading and speaking with distinctness and propriety.
Besides, Johnson should have recollected that Mr. Sheridan
taught pronunciation to Mr. Alexander Wedderburne, whose sister
was married to Sir Harry Erskine, an intimate friend of Lord
Bute, who was the favourite of the King; and surely the most
outrageous Whig will not maintain, that whatever ought to be the
principle in the disposal of offices, a pension
ought never to be granted from any bias of court connection. Mr.
Macklin, indeed, shared with Mr. Sheridan the honour of
instructing Mr. Wedderburne; and though it was too late in life
for a Caledonian to acquire the genuine English cadence, yet so
successful were Mr. Wedderburne's instructors, and his own
unabating endeavours, that he got rid of the coarse part of his
Scotch accent, retaining only as much of the “native woodnote
wild,” as to mark his country; which, if any Scotchman should
affect to forget, I should heartily despise him. Notwithstanding
the difficulties which are to be encountered by those who have
not had the advantage of an English education, he by degrees
formed a mode of speaking, to which Englishmen do not deny the
praise of elegance. Hence his distinguished oratory, which he
exerted in his own country as an advocate in the Court of
Session, and a ruling elder of the Kirk, has had its fame
and ample reward, in much higher spheres. When I look back on
this noble person at Edinburgh, in situations so unworthy of his
brilliant powers, and behold LORD LOUGHBOROUGH at London, the
change seems almost like one of the metamorphoses in Ovid; and
as his two preceptors, by refining his utterance, gave currency
to his talents, we may say in the words of that poet, “Nam
vos mutastis.”
I have dwelt the longer upon this remarkable instance of
successful parts and assiduity, because it affords animating
encouragement to other gentlemen of North-Britain to try their
fortunes in the southern part of the island, where they may hope
to gratify their utmost ambition; and now that we are one people
by the Union, it would surely be illiberal to maintain, that
they have not an equal title with the natives of any other part
of his Majesty's dominions.
Johnson complained that a man who disliked him repeated his
sarcasm to Mr. Sheridan, without telling him what followed,
which was, that after a pause he added, “However, I am glad that
Mr. Sheridan has a pension, for he is a very good man.”
Sheridan could never forgive this hasty contemptuous expression.
It rankled in his mind; and though I informed him of all that
Johnson said, and that he would be very glad to meet him
amicably, he positively declined repeated offers which I made,
and once went off abruptly from a house where he and I were
engaged to dine, because he was told that Dr. Johnson was to be
there. I have no sympathetick feeling with such persevering
resentment. It is painful when there is a breach between those
who have lived together socially and cordially; and I wonder
that there is not, in all such cases, a mutual wish that it
should be healed. I could perceive that Mr. Sheridan was by no
means satisfied with Johnson's acknowledging him to be a good
man. That could not soothe his injured vanity. I could not but
smile, at the same time that I was offended, to observe Sheridan
in the life of Swift, which he afterwards published, attempting,
in the writhings of his resentment, to depreciate Johnson, by
characterising him as “A writer of gigantick fame, in these days
of little men”; that very Johnson whom he once so highly admired
and venerated.
This rupture with Sheridan deprived Johnson of one of his most
agreeable resources for amusement in his lonely evenings; for
Sheridan's well-informed, animated, and bustling mind never
suffered conversation to stagnate; and Mrs. Sheridan was a most
agreeable companion to an intellectual man. She was sensible,
ingenious, unassuming, yet communicative. I recollect, with
satisfaction, many pleasing hours which I passed with her under
the hospitable roof of her husband, who was to me a very kind
friend. Her novel, entitled “Memoirs of Miss Sydney Biddulph,”
contains an excellent moral, while it inculcates a future state
of retribution;3 and what it teaches is
impressed upon the mind by a series of as deep distress as can
affect humanity, in the amiable and pious heroine who goes to
her grave unrelieved, but resigned, and full of hope of
“heaven's mercy.” Johnson paid her this high compliment upon it:
“I know not, Madam, that you have a right, upon moral
principles, to make your readers suffer so much.”
Mr. Thomas Davies the actor, who then kept a bookseller's shop
in Russel-street, Covent-garden,4 told me that
Johnson was very much his friend, and came frequently to his
house, where he more than once invited me to meet him: but by
some unlucky accident or other he was prevented from coming to
us.
Mr. Thomas Davies was a man of good understanding and talents,
with the advantage of a liberal education. Though somewhat
pompous, he was an entertaining companion; and his literary
performances have no inconsiderable share of merit. He was a
friendly and very hospitable man. Both he and his wife, (who has
been celebrated for her beauty,) though upon the stage for many
years, maintained an uniform decency of character; and Johnson
esteemed them, and lived in as easy an intimacy with them as
with any family which he used to visit. Mr. Davies recollected
several of Johnson's remarkable sayings, and was one of the best
of the many imitators of his voice and manner, while relating
them. He increased my impatience more and more to see the
extraordinary man whose works I highly valued, and whose
conversation was reported to be so peculiarly excellent.
At last, on Monday the 16th of May, when I was sitting in Mr
Davies's back-parlour, after having drunk tea with him and Mrs.
Davies, Johnson unexpectedly came into the shop;5 and Mr. Davies having perceived him through the
glass-door in the room in which we were sitting, advancing
towards us, -- he announced his awful approach to me, somewhat
in the manner of an actor in the part of Horatio, when he
addresses Hamlet on the appearance of his father's ghost, “Look,
my Lord, it comes.” I found that I had a very perfect idea of
Johnson's figure, from the portrait of him painted by Sir Joshua
Reynolds soon after he had published his Dictionary, in the
attitude of sitting in his easy chair in deep meditation; which
was the first picture his friend did for him, which Sir Joshua
very kindly presented to me, and from which an engraving has
been made for this work. Mr. Davies mentioned my name, and
respectfully introduced me to him. I was much agitated; and
recollecting his prejudice against the Scotch, of which I had
heard much, I said to Davies, “Don't tell where I come from.” --
“From Scotland,” cried Davies, roguishly. “Mr. Johnson, (said I)
I do indeed come from Scotland, but I cannot help it.” I am
willing to flatter myself that I meant this as light pleasantry
to soothe and conciliate him, and not as an humiliating
abasement at the expence of my country. But however that might
be, this speech was somewhat unlucky; for with that quickness of
wit for which he was so remarkable, he seized the expression
“come from Scotland,” which I used in the sense of being of that
country; and, as if I had said that I had come away from it, or
left it, retorted, “That, Sir, I find, is what a very great many
of your countrymen cannot help.” This stroke stunned me a good
deal; and when we had sat down, I felt myself not a little
embarrassed, and apprehensive of what might come next. He then
addressed himself to Davies: “What do you think of Garrick? He
has refused me an order for the play for Miss Williams, because
he knows the house will be full, and that an order would be
worth three shillings.” Eager to take any opening to get into
conversation with him, I ventured to say, “O, Sir, I cannot
think Mr. Garrick would grudge such a trifle to you.” “Sir,
(said he, with a stern look,) I have known David Garrick longer
than you have done: and I know no right you have to talk to me
on the subject.” Perhaps I deserved this check; for it was
rather presumptuous in me, an entire stranger, to express any
doubt of the justice of his animadversion upon his old
acquaintance and pupil.6 I now felt myself much
mortified, and began to think, that the hope which I had long
indulged of obtaining his acquaintance was blasted. And, in
truth, had not my ardour been uncommonly strong, and my
resolution uncommonly persevering, so rough a reception might
have deterred me for ever from making any further attempts.
Fortunately, however, I remained upon the field not wholly
discomfited; and was soon rewarded by hearing some of his
conversation, of which I preserved the following short minute,
without marking the questions and observations by which it was
produced.
“People (he remarked) may be taken in once, who imagine that an
authour is greater in private life than other men. Uncommon
parts require uncommon opportunities for their exertion.
“In barbarous society, superiority of parts is of real
consequence. Great strength or great wisdom is of much value to
an individual. But in more polished times there are people to do
every thing for money; and then there are a number of other
superiorities, such as those of birth and fortune, and rank,
that dissipate men's attention, and leave no extraordinary share
of respect for personal and intellectual superiority. This is
wisely ordered by Providence, to preserve some equality among
mankind.”
“Sir, this book ('The Elements of Criticism,' which he had taken
up,) is a pretty essay, and deserves to be held in some
estimation, though much of it is chimerical.”
Speaking of one who with more than ordinary boldness attacked
publick measures and the royal family, he said, “I think he is
safe from the law, but he is an abusive scoundrel; and instead
of applying to my Lord Chief Justice to punish him, I would send
half a dozen footmen and have him well ducked.”
“The notion of liberty amuses the people of England, and helps
to keep off the tedium vitae. When a butcher tells you
that his heart bleeds for his country, he has, in fact,
no uneasy feeling.”
“Sheridan will not succeed at Bath with his oratory. Ridicule
has gone down before him, and I doubt, Derrick is his enemy.7
“Derrick may do very well, as long as he can outrun his
character; but the moment his character gets up with him, it is
all over.”
It is, however, but just to record, that some years afterwards,
when I reminded him of this sarcasm, he said, “Well, but Derrick
has now got a character that he need not run away from.”
I was highly pleased with the extraordinary vigour of his
conversation, and regretted that I was drawn away from it by an
engagement at another place. I had, for a part of the evening,
been left alone with him, and had ventured to make an
observation now and then, which he received very civilly; so
that I was satisfied that though there was a roughness in his
manner, there was no ill-nature in his disposition. Davies
followed me to the door, and when I complained to him a little
of the hard blows which the great man had given me, he kindly
took upon him to console me by saying, “Don't be uneasy. I can
see he likes you very well.”
A few days afterwards I called on Davies, and asked him if he
thought I might take the liberty of waiting on Mr. Johnson at
his chambers in the Temple. He said I certainly might, and that
Mr. Johnson would take it as a compliment. So on Tuesday the
24th of May, after having been enlivened by the witty sallies of
Messieurs Thorton, Wilkes, Churchill, and Lloyd, with whom I had
passed the morning, I boldly repaired to Johnson. His chambers
were on the first floor of No. 1, Inner-Temple-lane, and I
entered them with an impression given me by the Reverend Dr.
Blair, of Edinburgh, who had been introduced to him not long
before, and described his having “found the Giant in his den”;
an expression which, when I came to be pretty well acquainted
with Johnson, I repeated to him, and he was diverted at this
picturesque account of himself. Dr. Blair had been presented to
him by Dr. James Fordyce. At this time the controversy
concerning the pieces published by Mr. James Macpherson, as
translations of Ossian, was at its height. Johnson had all along
denied their authenticity; and, what was still more provoking to
their admirers, maintained that they had no merit. The subject
having been introduced by Dr. Fordyce, Dr. Blair, relying on the
internal evidence of their antiquity, asked Dr. Johnson whether
he thought any man of a modern age could have written such
poems? Johnson replied, “Yes, Sir, many men, many women, and
many children.” Johnson at this time, did not know that Dr.
Blair had just published a Dissertation, not only defending
their authenticity, but seriously ranking them with the poems of
Homer and Virgil; and when he was afterwards informed of this
circumstance, he expressed some displeasure at Dr. Fordyce's
having suggested the topick, and said, “I am not sorry that they
got thus much for their pains. Sir, it was like leading one to
talk of a book, when the authour is concealed behind the
door.”
He received me very courteously: but, it must be confessed, that
his apartment, and furniture, and morning dress, were
sufficiently uncouth. His brown suit of cloaths looked very
rusty: he had on a little old shrivelled unpowdered wig, which
was too small for his head; his shirt-neck and knees of his
breeches were loose; his black worsted stockings ill drawn up;
and he had a pair of unbuckled shoes by way of slippers. But all
these slovenly particularities were forgotten the moment that he
began to talk. Some gentlemen, whom I do not recollect, were
sitting with him; and when they went away, I also rose; but he
said to me, “Nay, don't go.” -- “Sir, (said I), I am afraid that
I intrude upon you. It is benevolent to allow me to sit and hear
you.” He seemed pleased with this compliment, which I sincerely
paid him, and answered, “Sir, I am obliged to any man who visits
me.” -- I have preserved the following short minute of what
passed this day.
“Madness frequently discovers itself merely by unnecessary
deviation from the usual modes of the world. My poor friend
Smart showed the disturbance of his mind, by falling upon his
knees, and saying his prayers in the street, or in any other
unusual place. Now although, rationally speaking, it is greater
madness not to pray at all, than to pray as Smart did, I am
afraid there are so many who do not pray, that their
understanding is not called in question.”
Concerning this unfortunate poet, Christopher Smart, who was
confined in a mad-house, he had, at another time, the following
conversation with Dr. Burney. -- BURNEY. “How does poor Smart
do, Sir; is he likely to recover?” JOHNSON. “It seems as if his
mind had ceased to struggle with the disease; for he grows fat
upon it.” BURNEY. “Perhaps, Sir, that may be from want of
exercise.” JOHNSON. “No, Sir; he has partly as much exercise as
he used to have, for he digs in the garden. Indeed, before his
confinement, he used for exercise to walk to the alehouse; but
he was carried back again. I did not think he ought to be
shut up. His infirmities were not noxious to society. He
insisted on people praying with him; and I'd as lief pray with
Kit Smart as any one else. Another charge was, that he did not
love clean linen; and I have no passion for it.”
Johnson continued. “Mankind have a great aversion to
intellectual labour; but even supposing knowledge to be easily
attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than
would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
“The morality of an action depends on the motive from which we
act. If I fling half a crown to a beggar with intention to break
his head, and he picks it up and buys victuals with it, the
physical effect is good; but, with respect to me, the action is
very wrong. So, religious exercises, if not performed with an
intention to please God, avail us nothing. As our Saviour says
of those who perform them from other motives, 'Verily they have
their reward.'”
“The Christian religion has very strong evidences. It, indeed,
appears in some degree strange to reason; but in History we have
undoubted facts, against which, in reasoning a priori, we
have more arguments than we have for them; but then, testimony
has great weight, and casts the balance. I would recommend to
every man whose faith is yet unsettled, Grotius, -- Dr. Pearson,
-- and Dr. Clarke.”
Talking of Garrick, he said, “He is the first man in the world
for sprightly conversation.”
When I rose a second time, he again pressed me to stay, which I
did.
He told me, that he generally went abroad at four in the
afternoon, and seldom came home till two in the morning. I took
the liberty to ask if he did not think it wrong to live thus,
and not make more use of his great talents. He owned it was a
bad habit. On reviewing, at the distance of many years, my
journal of this period, I wonder how, at my first visit, I
ventured to talk to him so freely, and that he bore it with so
much indulgence.
Before we parted, he was so good as to promise to favour me with
his company one evening at my lodgings: and, as I took my leave,
shook me cordially by the hand. It is almost needless to add,
that I felt no little elation at having now so happily
established an acquaintance of which I had been so long
ambitious.
My readers will, I trust, excuse me for being thus minutely
circumstantial, when it is considered that the acquaintance of
Dr. Johnson was to me a most valuable acquisition, and laid the
foundation of whatever instruction and entertainment they may
receive from my collections concerning the great subject of the
work which they are now perusing.
I did not visit him again till Monday, June 13, at which time I
recollect no part of his conversation, except that when I told
him I had been to see Johnson ride upon three horses, he said,
“Such a man, Sir, should be encouraged; for his performances
shew the extent of the human power in one instance, and thus
tend to raise our opinion of the faculties of man. He shews what
may be attained by persevering application; so that every man
may hope, that by giving as much application, although perhaps
he may never ride three horses at a time, or dance upon a wire,
yet he may be equally expert in whatever profession he has
chosen to pursue.”
He again shook me by the hand at parting, and asked me why I did
not come oftener to him. Trusting that I was now in his good
graces, I answered, that he had not given me much encouragement,
and reminded him of the check I had received from him at our
first interview. “Poh, poh! (said he, with a complacent smile),
never mind these things. Come to me as often as you can. I shall
be glad to see you.”
I had learnt that his place of frequent resort was the Mitre
tavern in Fleet-street, where he loved to sit up late, and I
begged I might be allowed to pass an evening with him there
soon, which he promised I should. A few days afterwards I met
him near Temple-bar, about one o'clock in the morning, and asked
him if he would then go to the Mitre. “Sir, (said he) it is too
late; they won't let us in. But I'll go with you another night
with all my heart.”
A revolution of some importance in my plan of life had just
taken place; for instead of procuring a commission in the
foot-guards, which was my own inclination, I had, in compliance
with my father's wishes, agreed to study the law, and was soon
to set out for Utrecht, to hear the lectures of an excellent
Civilian in that University, and then to proceed on my travels.
Though very desirous of obtaining Dr. Johnson's advice and
instructions on the mode of pursuing my studies, I was at this
time so occupied, shall I call it? or so dissipated, by the
amusements of London, that our next meeting was not till
Saturday, June 25, when happening to dine at Clifton's
eating-house, in Butcher-row, I was surprised to perceive
Johnson come in and take his seat at another table. The mode of
dining, or rather being fed, at such houses in London, is well
known to many to be particularly unsocial, as there is no
Ordinary, or united company, but each person has his own mess,
and is under no obligation to hold any intercourse with any one.
A liberal and full-minded man, however, who loves to talk, will
break through this churlish and unsocial restraint. Johnson and
an Irish gentleman got into a dispute concerning the cause of
some part of mankind being black. “Why, Sir, (said Johnson,) it
has been accounted for in three ways: either by supposing that
they are the posterity of Ham, who was cursed; or that God at
first created two kinds of men, one black and another white; or
that by the heat of the sun the skin is scorched, and so
acquires a sooty hue. This matter has been much canvassed among
naturalists, but has never been brought to any certain issue.”
What the Irishman said is totally obliterated from my mind; but
I remember that he became very warm and intemperate in his
expressions: upon which Johnson rose, and quietly walked away.
When he had retired, his antagonist took his revenge, as he
thought, by saying, “He has a most ungainly figure, and an
affectation of pomposity, unworthy of a man of genius.”
Johnson had not observed that I was in the room. I followed him,
however, and he agreed to meet me in the evening at the Mitre. I
called on him, and we went thither at nine. We had a good supper,
and port wine, of which he then sometimes drank a bottle. The
orthodox high-church sound of the Mitre,
— the figure and manner of the celebrated Samuel Johnson, — the extraordinary power
and precision of his conversation, and the pride arising from
finding myself admitted as his companion, produced a variety of
sensations, and a pleasing elevation of mind beyond what I had
ever before experienced. I find in my journal the following
minute of our conversation, which, though it will give but a very
faint notion of what passed, is, in some degree, a valuable
record; and it will be curious in this view, as showing how
habitual to his mind were some opinions which appear in his
works.
“Colley Cibber, Sir, was by no means a blockhead; but by
arrogating to himself too much, he was in danger of losing that
degree of estimation to which he was entitled. His friends gave
out that he intended his birth-day Odes should be bad:
but that was not the case, Sir; for he kept them many months by
him, and a few years before he died he shewed me one of them,
with great solicitude to render it as perfect as might be, and I
made some corrections, to which he was not very willing to
submit. I remember the following couplet in allusion to the King
and himself:
'Perch'd on the eagle's soaring wing, The lowly linnet
loves to sing.'
Sir, he had heard something of the fabulous tale of the wren
sitting upon the eagle's wing, and he had applied it to a
linnet. Cibber's familiar style, however, was better than that
which Whitehead has assumed. Grand nonsense is
insupportable. Whitehead is but a little man to inscribe verses
to players.”
I did not presume to controvert this censure, which was
tinctured with his prejudice against players, but I could not
help thinking that a dramatick poet might with propriety pay a
compliment to an eminent performer, as Whitehead has very
happily done in his verses to Mr. Garrick.
“Sir, I do not think Gray a first-rate poet. He has not a bold
imagination, nor much command of words. The obscurity in which
he has involved himself will not persuade us that he is sublime.
His Elegy in a church-yard has a happy selection of images, but
I don't like what are called his great things. His ode which
begins
'Ruin seize thee, ruthless King, Confusion on thy banners
wait!'
has been celebrated for its abruptness, and plunging into the
subject all at once. But such arts as these have no merit,
unless when they are original. We admire them only once; and
this abruptness has nothing new in it. We have had it often
before. Nay, we have it in the old song of Johnny Armstrong:
'Is there ever a man in all Scotland, From the highest
estate to the lowest degree, &c.'
And then, Sir,
'Yes, there is a man in Westmoreland And Johnny Armstrong
they do him call.'
There, now, you plunge at once into the subject. You have no
previous narration to lead you to it. -- The two next lines in
that Ode are, I think, very good:
'Though fann'd by conquest's crimson wing, They mock the
air with idle state.'”8
Here let it be observed, that although his opinion of Gray's
poetry was widely different from mine, and I believe from that
of most men of taste, by whom it is with justice highly admired,
there is certainly much absurdity in the clamour which has been
raised, as if he had been culpably injurious to the merit of
that bard, and had been actuated by envy. Alas! ye little
short-sighted criticks, could Johnson be envious of the talents
of any of his contemporaries? That his opinion on this subject
was what in private and in publick be uniformly expressed,
regardless of what others might think, we may wonder, and
perhaps regret; but it is shallow and unjust to charge him with
expressing what he did not think.
Finding him in a placid humour, and wishing to avail myself of
the opportunity which I fortunately had of consulting a sage, to
hear whose wisdom, I conceived, in the ardour of youthful
imagination, that men filled with a noble enthusiasm for
intellectual improvement would gladly have resorted from distant
lands; -- I opened my mind to him ingenuously, and gave him a
little sketch of my life, to which he was pleased to listen with
great attention.
I acknowledged, that though educated very strictly in the
principles of religion, I had for some time been misled into a
certain degree of infidelity; but that I was come now to a
better way of thinking, and was fully satisfied of the truth of
the Christian revelation, though I was not clear as to every
point considered to be orthodox. Being at all times a curious
examiner of the human mind, and pleased with an undisguised
display of what had passed in it, he called to me with warmth,
“Give me your hand; I have taken a liking to you.” He then began
to descant upon the force of testimony, and the little we could
know of final causes; so that the objections of, why was it so?
or why was it not so? ought not to disturb us; adding, that he
himself had at one period been guilty of a temporary neglect of
religion, but that it was not the result of argument, but mere
absence of thought.
After having given credit to reports of his bigotry, I was
agreeably surprised when he expressed the following very liberal
sentiment, which has the additional value of obviating an
objection to our holy religion, founded upon the discordant
tenets of Christians themselves: “For my part, Sir, I think all
Christians, whether Papists or Protestants, agree in the
essential articles, and that their differences are trivial, and
rather political than religious.”
We talked of belief in ghosts. He said, “Sir, I make a
distinction between what a man may experience by the mere
strength of his imagination, and what imagination cannot
possibly produce. Thus, suppose I should think that I saw a
form, and heard a voice cry, 'Johnson, you are a very wicked
fellow, and unless you repent you will certainly be punished;'
my own unworthiness is so deeply impressed upon my mind, that I
might imagine I thus saw and heard, and therefore I
should not believe that an external communication had been made
to me. But if a form should appear, and a voice should tell me
that a particular man had died at a particular place, and a
particular hour, a fact which I had no apprehension of, nor any
means of knowing, and this fact, with all its circumstances,
should afterwards be unquestionably proved, I should, in that
case, be persuaded that I had supernatural intelligence imparted
to me.”
Here it is proper, once for all, to give a true and fair
statement of Johnson's way of thinking upon the question,
whether departed spirits are ever permitted to appear in this
world, or in any way to operate upon human life. He has been
ignorantly misrepresented as weakly credulous upon that subject;
and, therefore, though I feel an inclination to disdain and
treat with silent contempt so foolish a notion concerning my
illustrious friend, yet as I find it has gained ground, it is
necessary to refute it. The real fact then is, that Johnson had
a very philosophical mind, and such a rational respect for
testimony, as to make him submit his understanding to what was
authentically proved, though he could not comprehend why it was
so. Being thus disposed, he was willing to inquire into the
truth of any relation of supernatural agency, a general belief
of which has prevailed in all nations and ages. But so far was
he from being the dupe of implicit faith, that he examined the
matter with a jealous attention, and no man was more ready to
refute its falsehood when he had discovered it. Churchill in his
poem entitled “The Ghost,” availed himself of the absurd
credulity imputed to Johnson, and drew a caricature of him under
the name of “POMPOSO,” representing him as one of the believers
of the story of a Ghost in Cock-lane, which, in the year 1762,
had gained very general credit in London. Many of my readers, I
am convinced, are to this hour under an impression that Johnson
was thus foolishly deceived. It will therefore surprize them a
good deal when they are informed upon undoubted authority, that
Johnson was one of those by whom the imposture was detected. The
story had become so popular, that he thought it should be
investigated; and in this research he was assisted by the
Reverend Dr. Douglas, now Bishop of Salisbury, the great
detecter of impostures; who informs me, that after the gentlemen
who went and examined into the evidence were satisfied of its
falsity, Johnson wrote in their presence an account of it, which
was published in the news-papers and Gentleman's Magazine, and
undeceived the world.9
Our conversation proceeded. “Sir, (said he,) I am a friend to
subordination, as most conducive to the happiness of society.
There is a reciprocal pleasure in governing and being
governed.”
“Dr. Goldsmith is one of the first men we now have as an
authour, and he is a very worthy man too. He has been loose in
his principles, but he is coming right.”
I mentioned Mallet's tragedy of “ELVIRA,” which had been acted
the preceding winter at Drury-lane, and that the Honourable
Andrew Erskine, Mr. Dempster, and myself, had joined in writing
a pamphlet, entitled “Critical Strictures” against it.10 That the mildness of Dempster's disposition
had, however, relented; and he had candidly said, “We have
hardly a right to abuse this tragedy; for bad as it is, how vain
should either of us be to write one not near so good.” JOHNSON.
“Why no, Sir; this is not just reasoning. You may abuse a
tragedy, though you cannot write one. You may scold a carpenter
who has made you a bad table, though you cannot make a table. It
is not your trade to make tables.”
When I talked to him of the paternal estate to which I was heir,
he said, “Sir, let me tell you, that to be a Scotch landlord,
where you have a number of families dependent upon you, and
attached to you, is, perhaps as high a situation as humanity can
arrive at. A merchant upon the 'Change of London, with a hundred
thousand pounds, is nothing; an English Duke, with an immense
fortune, is nothing: he has no tenants who consider themselves
as under his patriarchal care, and who will follow him to the
field upon an emergency.”
His notion of the dignity of a Scotch landlord had been formed
upon what he had heard of the Highland Chiefs; for it is long
since a lowland landlord has been so curtailed in his feudal
authority, that he has little more influence over his tenants
than an English landlord; and of late years most of the Highland
Chiefs have destroyed, by means too well known, the princely
power which they once enjoyed.
He proceeded: “Your going abroad, Sir, and breaking off idle
habits, may be of great importance to you. I would go where
there are courts and learned men. There is a good deal of Spain
that has not been perambulated. I would have you go thither. A
man of inferiour talents to yours may furnish us with useful
observations upon that country.” His supposing me, at that
period of life, capable of writing an account of my travels that
would deserve to be read, elated me not a little.
I appeal to every impartial reader whether this faithful detail
of his frankness, complacency, and kindness to a young man, a
stranger and a Scotchman, does not refute the unjust opinion of
the harshness of his general demeanour. His occasional reproofs
of folly, impudence, or impiety, and even the sudden sallies of
his constitutional irritability of temper, which have been
preserved for the poignancy of their wit, have produced that
opinion among those who have not considered that such instances,
though collected by Mrs. Piozzi into a small volume, and read
over in a few hours, were, in fact, scattered through a long
series of years: years, in which his time was chiefly spent in
instructing and delighting mankind by his writings and
conversation, in acts of piety to God, and good-will to men.
I complained to him that I had not yet acquired much knowledge,
and asked his advice as to my studies. He said, “Don't talk of
study now. I will give you a plan; but it will require some time
to consider of it.” “It is very good in you (I replied,) to
allow me to be with you thus. Had it been foretold to me some
years ago that I should pass an evening with the authour of the
RAMBLER, how should I have exulted!” What I then expressed was
sincerely from the heart. He was satisfied that it was, and
cordially answered, “Sir, I am glad we have met. I hope we shall
pass many evenings and mornings too, together.” We finished a
couple of bottles of port, and sat till between one and two in
the morning.
He wrote this year in the Critical Review the account of
“Telemachus, a Mask,” by the Reverend George Graham, of Eton
College. The subject of this beautiful poem was particularly
interesting to Johnson, who had much experience of “the conflict
of opposite principles,” which he describes as “The contention
between pleasure and virtue, a struggle which will always be
continued while the present system of nature shall subsist; nor
can history or poetry exhibit more than pleasure triumphing over
virtue, and virtue subjugating pleasure.”
As Dr. Oliver Goldsmith will frequently appear in this
narrative, I shall endeavour to make my readers in some degree
acquainted with his singular character. He was a native of
Ireland, and a contemporary with Mr. Burke, at Trinity College,
Dublin, but did not then give much promise of future
celebrity.11 He, however, observed to Mr.
Malone, that “though he made no great figure in mathematicks,
which was a study in much repute there, he could turn an Ode of
Horace into English better than any of them.” He afterwards
studied physick at Edinburgh, and upon the Continent: and I have
been informed, was enabled to pursue his travels on foot, partly
by demanding at Universities to enter the lists as a disputant,
by which, according to the custom of many of them, he was
entitled to the premium of a crown, when luckily for him his
challenge was not accepted; so that, as I once observed to Dr.
Johnson, he disputed his passage through Europe. He then
came to England, and was employed successively in the capacities
of an usher to an academy, a corrector of the press, a reviewer,
and a writer for a news-paper. He had sagacity enough to
cultivate assiduously the acquaintance of Johnson, and his
faculties were gradually enlarged by the contemplation of such a
model. To me and many others it appeared that he studiously
copied the manner of Johnson, though, indeed, upon a smaller
scale.
At this time I think he had published nothing with his name,
though it was pretty generally known that one Dr.
Goldsmith was the authour of “An Enquiry into the present
State of polite Learning in Europe,” and of “The Citizen of the
World,” a series of letters supposed to be written from London
by a Chinese.12 No man had the art of
displaying with more advantage as a writer, whatever literary
acquisitions he made. “Nihil quod tetigit non ornavit”13 His mind resembled a fertile, but thin soil.
There was a quick, but not a strong vegetation, of whatever
chanced to be thrown upon it. No deep root could be struck. The
oak of the forest did not grow there: but the elegant shrubbery
and the fragrant parterre appeared in gay succession. It has
been generally circulated and believed that he was a mere fool
in conversation;14 but, in truth, this has
been greatly exaggerated. He had, no doubt, a more than common
share of that hurry of ideas which we often find in his
countrymen, and which sometimes produces a laughable confusion
in expressing them. He was very much what the French call un
etourdi, and from vanity and an eager desire of being
conspicuous wherever he was, he frequently talked carelessly
without knowledge of the subject, or even without thought. His
person was short, his countenance coarse and vulgar, his
deportment that of a scholar awkwardly affecting the easy
gentleman. Those who were in any way distinguished, excited envy
in him to so ridiculous an excess, that the instances of it are
hardly credible. When accompanying two beautiful young ladies15 with their mother on a tour in France, he was
seriously angry that more attention was paid to them than to
him; and once at the exhibition of the Fantoccini in
London, when those who sat next him observed with what dexterity
a puppet was made to toss a pike, he could not bear that it
should have such praise, and exclaimed with some warmth, “Pshaw!
I can do it better myself.”16
He, I am afraid, had no settled system of any sort, so that his
conduct must not be strictly scrutinized; but his affections
were social and generous, and when he had money he gave it away
very liberally. His desire of imaginary consequence predominated
over his attention to truth. When he began to rise into notice,
he said he had a brother who was Dean of Durham,17 a fiction so easily detected, that it is
wonderful how he should have been so inconsiderate as to hazard
it. He boasted to me at this time of the power of his pen in
commanding money, which I believe was true in a certain degree,
though in the instance he gave he was by no means correct. He
told me that he had sold a novel for four hundred pounds. This
was his “Vicar of Wakefield.” But Johnson informed me, that he
had made the bargain for Goldsmith, and the price was sixty
pounds. “And, Sir, (said he,) a sufficient price too, when it
was sold; for then the fame of Goldsmith had not been elevated,
as it afterwards was, by his 'Traveller;' and the bookseller had
such faint hopes of profit by his bargain, that he kept the
manuscript by him a long time, and did not publish it till after
the 'Traveller' had appeared. Then, to be sure, it was
accidentally worth more money.”
Mrs. Piozzi18 and Sir John Hawkins19 have strangely misstated the history of
Goldsmith's situation and Johnson's friendly interference, when
this novel was sold. I shall give it authentically from
Johnson's own exact narration:
“I received one morning a message from poor Goldsmith that he
was in great distress, and as it was not in his power to come to
me, begging that I would come to him as soon as possible. I sent
him a guinea, and promised to come to him directly. I
accordingly went as soon as I was drest, and found that his
landlady had arrested him for his rent, at which he was in a
violent passion. I perceived that he had already changed my
guinea, and had got a bottle of Madeira and a glass before him.
I put the cork into the bottle, desired he would be calm, and
began to talk to him of the means by which he might be
extricated. He then told me that he had a novel ready for the
press, which he produced to me. I looked into it, and saw its
merit; told the landlady I should soon return, and having gone
to a bookseller sold it for sixty pounds. I brought Goldsmith
the money, and he discharged his rent, not without rating his
landlady in a high tone for having used him so ill.”20
My next meeting with Johnson was on Friday the 1st of July, when
he and I and Dr. Goldsmith supped at the Mitre. I was before
this time pretty well acquainted with Goldsmith, who was one of
the brightest ornaments of the Johnsonian school. Goldsmith's
respectful attachment to Johnson was then at its height; for his
own literary reputation had not yet distinguished him so much as
to excite a vain desire of competition with his great Master. He
had increased my admiration of the goodness of Johnson's heart,
by incidental remarks in the course of conversation, such as,
when I mentioned Mr. Levet, whom he entertained under his roof,
“He is poor and honest, which is recommendation enough to
Johnson”; and when I wondered that he was very kind to a man of
whom I had heard a very bad character, “He is now become
miserable, and that insures the protection of Johnson.”
Goldsmith attempting this evening to maintain, I suppose from an
affectation of paradox, “that knowledge was not desirable on its
own account, for it often was a source of unhappiness.”
JOHNSON. “Why, Sir, that knowledge may in some cases produce
unhappiness, I allow. But, upon the whole, knowledge, per
se, is certainly an object which every man would wish to
attain, although, perhaps, he may not take the trouble necessary
for attaining it.”
Dr. John Campbell, the celebrated political and biographical
writer, being mentioned, Johnson said, “Campbell is a man of
much knowledge, and has a good share of imagination. His
'Hermippus Redivivus' is very entertaining, as an account of the
Hermetick philosophy, and as furnishing a curious history of the
extravagances of the human mind. If it were merely imaginary, it
would be nothing at all. Campbell is not always rigidly careful
of truth in his conversation; but I do not believe there is any
thing of this carelessness in his books. Campbell is a good man,
a pious man. I am afraid he has not been in the inside of a
church for many years;21 but he never passes a
church without pulling off his hat. This shews that he has good
principles. I used to go pretty often to Campbell's on a Sunday
evening till I began to consider that the shoals of Scotchmen
who flocked about him might probably say, when any thing of mine
was well done, 'Ay, ay, he has learnt this of CAWMELL!'”
He talked very contemptuously of Churchill's poetry, observing,
that “it had a temporary currency, only from its audacity of
abuse, and being filled with living names, that it would sink
into oblivion.” I ventured to hint that he was not quite a fair
judge, as Churchill had attacked him violently. JOHNSON. “Nay,
Sir, I am a very fair judge. He did not attack me violently till
he found I did not like his poetry; and his attack on me shall
not prevent me from continuing to say what I think of him, from
an apprehension that it may be ascribed to resentment. No, Sir,
I called the fellow a blockhead at first, and I will call him a
blockhead still. However, I will acknowledge that I have a
better opinion of him now, than I once had; for he has shown
more fertility than I expected. To be sure, he is a tree that
cannot produce good fruit; he only bears crabs. But, Sir, a tree
that produces a great many crabs is better than a tree which
produces only a few.”
In this depreciation of Churchill's poetry I could not agree
with him. It is very true that the greatest part of it is upon
the topicks of the day, on which account, as it brought him
great fame and profit at the time, it must proportionately slide
out of the publick attention as other occasional objects
succeed. But Churchill had extraordinary vigour both of thought
and expression. His portraits of the players will ever be
valuable to the true lovers of the drama; and his strong
caricatures of several eminent men of his age, will not be
forgotten by the curious. Let me add, that there are in his
works many passages which are of a general nature; and his
“Prophecy of Famine” is a poem of no ordinary merit. It is,
indeed, falsely injurious to Scotland; but therefore may be
allowed a greater share of invention.
Bonnell Thornton had just published a burlesque “Ode on St.
Cecilia's day, adapted to the ancient British musick, viz. the
salt-box, the jews-harp, the marrow-bones and cleaver, the
humstrum or hurdy-gurdy, &c.” Johnson praised its humour,
and seemed much diverted with it. He repeated the following
passage:
“In strains more exalted the salt-box shall join, And
clattering and battering and clapping combine; With a rap and a
tap while the hollow side sounds, Up and down leaps the flap,
and with rattling rebounds.”22
I mentioned the periodical paper called “THE CONNOISSEUR.” He
said it wanted matter. -- No doubt it had not the deep thinking
of Johnson's writings. But surely it has just views of the
surface of life, and a very sprightly manner. His opinion of THE
WORLD was not much higher than of THE CONNOISSEUR.
Let me here apologize for the imperfect manner in which I am
obliged to exhibit Johnson's conversation at this period. In the
early part of my acquaintance with him, I was so wrapt in
admiration of his extraordinary colloquial talents, and so
little accustomed to his peculiar mode of expression, that I
found it extremely difficult to recollect and record his
conversation with its genuine vigour and vivacity. In progress
of time, when my mind was, as it were, strongly impregnated with
the Johnsonian aether, I could with much more facility and
exactness, carry in my memory and commit to paper the exuberant
variety of his wisdom and wit.
At this time, Miss Williams,23 as she was then
called, though she did not reside with him in the Temple under
his roof, but had lodgings in Bolt-court, Fleet-street, had so
much of his attention, that he every night drank tea with her
before he went home, however late it might be, and she always
sat up for him. This, it may be fairly conjectured, was not
alone a proof of his regard for her, but of his own
unwillingness to go into solitude, before that unseasonable hour
at which he had habituated himself to expect the oblivion of
repose. Dr. Goldsmith, being a privileged man, went with him
this night, strutting away, and calling to me with an air of
superiority, like that of an esoterick over an exoterick
disciple of a sage of antiquity, “I go to see Miss Williams.” I
confess, I then envied him this mighty privilege, of which he
seemed so proud; but it was not long before I obtained the same
mark of distinction.
On Tuesday the 5th of July, I again visited Johnson. He told me
he had looked into the poems of a pretty voluminous writer, Mr.
(now Dr.) John Ogilvie, one of the Presbyterian ministers of
Scotland, which had lately come out, but could find no thinking
in them. BOSWELL. “Is there not imagination in them, Sir?”
JOHNSON. “Why, Sir, there is in them what was imagination, but
it is no more imagination in him, than sound is sound in
the echo. And his diction too is not his own. We have long ago
seen white-robed innocence, and flower-besplangled
meads.”
Talking of London, he observed, “Sir, if you wish to have a just
notion of the magnitude of this city, you must not be satisfied
with seeing its great streets and squares, but must survey the
innumerable little lanes and courts. It is not in the showy
evolutions of buildings, but in the multiplicity of human
habitations which are crowded together, that the wonderful
immensity of London consists.” -- I have often amused myself
with thinking how different a place London is to different
people. They, whose narrow minds are contracted to the
consideration of some one particular pursuit, view it only
through that medium. A politician thinks of it merely as the
seat of government in its different departments; a grazier, as a
vast market for cattle; a mercantile man, as a place where a
prodigious deal of business is done upon 'Change; a dramatick
enthusiast, as the grand scene of theatrical entertainments; a
man of pleasure, as an assemblage of taverns, and the great
emporium for ladies of easy virtue. But the intellectual man is
struck with it, as comprehending the whole of human life in all
its variety, the contemplation of which is inexhaustible.
On Wednesday, July 6, he was engaged to sup with me at my
lodgings in Downing-street, Westminster. But on the preceding
night my landlord having behaved very rudely to me and some
company who were with me, I had resolved not to remain another
night in his house. I was exceedingly uneasy at the awkward
appearance I supposed I should make to Johnson and the other
gentleman whom I had invited, not being able to receive them at
home, and being obliged to order supper at the Mitre. I went to
Johnson in the morning, and talked of it as of a serious
distress. He laughed, and said, “Consider, Sir, how
insignificant this will appear a twelvemonth hence.” -- Were
this consideration to be applied to most of the little vexatious
incidents of life, by which our quiet is too often disturbed, it
would prevent many painful sensations. I have tried it
frequently with good effect. “There is nothing (continued he)
in this mighty misfortune; nay, we shall be better at the
Mitre.” I told him that I had been at Sir John Fielding's
office, complaining of my landlord, and had been informed, that
though I had taken my lodgings for a year, I might, upon proof
of his bad behaviour, quit them when I pleased, without being
under an obligation to pay rent for any longer time than while I
possessed them. The fertility of Johnson's mind could shew
itself even upon so small a matter as this. “Why, Sir, (said
he,) I suppose this must be the law since you have been told so
in Bow-street But, if your landlord could hold you to your
bargain, and the lodgings should be yours for a year, you may
certainly use them as you think fit. So, Sir, you may quarter
two life-guardmen upon him; or you may send the greatest
scoundrel you can find into your apartments; or you may say that
you want to make some experiments in natural philosophy, and may
burn a large quantity of assafoetida in his house.”
I had as my guests this evening at the Mitre tavern, Dr.
Johnson, Dr. Goldsmith, Mr. Thomas Davies, Mr. Eccles, an Irish
gentleman, for whose agreeable company I was obliged to Mr.
Davies, and the Reverend Mr. John Ogilvie,24
who was desirous of being in company with my illustrious friend,
while I in my turn, was proud to have the honour of shewing one
of my countrymen upon what easy terms Johnson permitted me to
live with him.
Goldsmith, as usual, endeavoured, with too much eagerness, to
shine, and disputed very warmly with Johnson against the
well known maxim of the British constitution, “the King can do
no wrong”; affirming, that, “what was morally false could not be
politically true; and as the King might, in the exercise of his
regal power, command and cause the doing of what was wrong, it
certainly might be said, in sense and in reason, that he could
do wrong.” JOHNSON. “Sir, you are to consider, that in our
constitution, according to its true principles, the King is the
head, he is supreme: he is above every thing, and there is no
power by which he can be tried. Therefore, it is, Sir, that we
hold the King can do no wrong; that whatever may happen to be
wrong in government may not be above our reach, by being
ascribed to Majesty. Redress is always to be had against
oppression, by punishing the immediate agents. The King, though
he should command, cannot force a Judge to condemn a man
unjustly; therefore it is the Judge whom we prosecute and
punish. Political institutions are formed upon the consideration
of what will most frequently tend to the good of the whole,
although now and then exceptions may occur. Thus it is better in
general that a nation should have a supreme legislative power,
although it may at times be abused. And then, Sir, there is this
consideration, that if the abuse be enormous, Nature will
rise up, and claiming her original rights, overturn a corrupt
political system.” I mark this animated sentence with
peculiar pleasure, as a noble instance of that truly dignified
spirit of freedom which ever glowed in his heart, though he was
charged with slavish tenets by superficial observers; because he
was at all times indignant against that false patriotism, that
pretended love of freedom, that unruly restlessness which is
inconsistent with the stable authority of any good
government.
This generous sentiment, which he uttered with great fervour,
struck me exceedingly, and stirred my blood to that pitch of
fancied resistance, the possibility of which I am glad to keep
in mind, but to which I trust I never shall be forced.
“Great abilities (said he) are not requisite for an Historian;
for in historical composition, all the greatest powers of the
human mind are quiescent. He has facts ready to his hand, so
there is no exercise of invention. Imagination is not required
in any high degree; only about as much as is used in the lower
kinds of poetry. Some penetration, accuracy, and colouring, will
fit a man for the task, if he can give the application which is
necessary.”
“Bayle's Dictionary is a very useful work for those to consult
who love the biographical part of literature, which is what I
love most.”
Talking of the eminent writers in Queen Anne's reign, he
observed, “I think Dr. Arbuthnot the first man among them. He
was the most universal genius, being an excellent physician, a
man of deep learning, and a man of much humour. Mr. Addison was,
to be sure, a great man; his learning was not profound; but his
morality, his humour, and his elegance of writing, set him very
high.”
Mr. Ogilvie was unlucky enough to choose for the topick of his
conversation the praises of his native country. He began with
saying, that there was very rich land around Edinburgh.
Goldsmith, who had studied physick there, contradicted this,
very untruly, with a sneering laugh. Disconcerted a little by
this, Mr. Ogilvie then took a new ground, where, I suppose, he
thought himself perfectly safe; for he observed, that Scotland
had a great many noble wild prospects. JOHNSON. “I believe, Sir,
you have a great many. Norway, too, has noble wild prospects;
and Lapland is remarkable for prodigious noble wild prospects.
But, Sir, let me tell you, the noblest prospect which a
Scotchman ever sees, is the high road that leads him to
England!” This unexpected and pointed sally produced a roar of
applause. After all, however, those who admire the rude grandeur
of Nature, cannot deny it to Caledonia.
On Saturday, July 9, I found Johnson surrounded with a numerous
levee, but have not preserved any part of his conversation. On
the 14th we had another evening by ourselves at the Mitre. It
happening to be a very rainy night, I made some common-place
observations on the relaxation of nerves and depression of
spirits which such weather occasioned;25
adding, however, that it was good for the vegetable creation.
Johnson, who, as we have already seen, denied that the
temperature of the air had any influence on the human frame,
answered, with a smile of ridicule, “Why, yes, Sir, it is good
for vegetables, and for the animals who eat those vegetables,
and for the animals who eat those animals.” This observation of
his aptly enough introduced a good supper; and I soon forgot, in
Johnson's company, the influence of a moist atmosphere.
Feeling myself now quite at ease as his companion, though I had
all possible reverence for him, I expressed a regret that I
could not be so easy with my father, though he was not much
older than Johnson, and certainly however respectable had not
more learning and greater abilities to depress me. I asked him
the reason of this. JOHNSON. “Why, Sir, I am a man of the world.
I live in the world, and I take in some degree, the colour of
the world as it moves along. Your father is a Judge in a remote
part of the island, and all his notions are taken from the old
world. Besides, Sir, there must always be a struggle between a
father and son, while one aims at power and the other at
independence.” I said, I was afraid my father would force me to
be a lawyer. JOHNSON. “Sir, you need not be afraid of his
forcing you to be a laborious practising lawyer; that is not in
his power. For as the proverb says, 'One man may lead a horse to
the water, but twenty cannot make him drink.' He may be
displeased that you are not what he wishes you to be; but that
displeasure will not go far. If he insists only on your having
as much law as is necessary for a man of property, and then
endeavours to get you into Parliament, he is quite in the
right.”
He enlarged very convincingly upon the excellence of rhyme over
blank verse in English poetry. I mentioned to him that Dr. Adam
Smith, in his lectures upon composition, when I studied under
him in the College of Glasgow, had maintained the same opinion
strenuously, and I repeated some of his arguments. JOHNSON,
“Sir, I was once in company with Smith, and we did not take to
each other; but had I known that he loved rhyme as much as you
tell me he does, I should have HUGGED him.”
Talking of those who denied the truth of Christianity, he said,
“It is always easy to be on the negative side. If a man were now
to deny that there is salt upon the table, you could not reduce
him to an absurdity. Come, let us try this a little further. I
deny that Canada is taken, and I can support my denial by pretty
good arguments. The French are a much more numerous people than
we; and it is not likely that they would allow us to take it.
'But the ministry have assured us, in all the formality of the
Gazette, that it is taken.' -- Very true. But the ministry have
put us to an enormous expence by the war in America, and it is
their interest to persuade us that we have got something for our
money. -- 'But the fact is confirmed by thousands of men who
were at the taking of it.' -- Ay, but these men have still more
interest in deceiving us. They don't want that you should think
the French have beat them, but that they have beat the French.
Now suppose you should go over and find that it really is taken,
that would only satisfy yourself; for when you come home, we
will not believe you. We will say, you have been bribed. -- Yet,
Sir, notwithstanding all these plausible objections, we have no
doubt that Canada is really ours. Such is the weight of common
testimony. How much stronger are the evidences of the Christian
religion?”
“Idleness is a disease which must be combated; but I would not
advise a rigid adherence to a particular plan of study. I myself
have never persisted in any plan for two days together. A man
ought to read just as inclination leads him: for what he reads
as a task will do him little good. A young man should read five
hours in a day, and so may acquire a great deal of
knowledge.”
To a man of vigourous intellect and ardent curiosity like his
own, reading without a regular plan may be beneficial; though
even such a man must submit to it, if he would attain a full
understanding of any of the sciences.
To such a degree of unrestrained frankness had he now accustomed
me, that in the course of this evening I talked of the numerous
reflections which had been thrown out against him on account of
his having accepted a pension from his present Majesty. “Why,
Sir, (said he, with a hearty laugh,) it is a mighty foolish
noise that they make.26 I have accepted of a
pension as a reward which has been thought due to my literary
merit; and now that I have this pension, I am the same man in
every respect that I have ever been; I retain the same
principles. It is true, that I cannot now curse (smiling) the
House of Hanover; nor would it be decent for me to drink King
James's health in the wine that King George gives me money to
pay for. But, Sir, I think that the pleasure of cursing the
House of Hanover, and drinking King James's health, are amply
overbalanced by three hundred pounds a year.”
There was here, most certainly, an affectation of more
Jacobitism than he really had; and indeed an intention of
admitting, for the moment, in a much greater extent than it
really existed, the charge of disaffection imputed to him by the
world, merely for the purpose of shewing how dexterously he
could repel an attack, even though he were placed in the most
disadvantageous position; for I have heard him declare, that if
holding up his right hand would have secured victory at Culloden
to Prince Charles's army, he was not sure he would have held it
up; so little confidence had he in the right claimed by the
house of Stuart, and so fearful was he of the consequences of
another revolution on the throne of Great-Britain; and Mr.
Topham Beauclerk assured me, he had heard him say this before he
had his pension. At another time he said to Mr. Langton,
“Nothing has ever offered, that has made it worth my while to
consider the question fully.” He, however, also said to the same
gentleman, talking of King James the Second, “It was become
impossible for him to reign any longer in this country.” He no
doubt had an early attachment to the House of Stuart; but his
zeal had cooled as his reason strengthened. Indeed, I heard him
once say, “that after the death of a violent Whig, with whom he
used to contend with great eagerness, he felt his Toryism much
abated.27 I suppose he meant Mr. Walmsley.
Yet there is no doubt that at earlier periods he was wont often
to exercise both his pleasantry and ingenuity in talking
Jacobitism. My much respected friend, Dr. Douglas, now Bishop of
Salisbury, has favoured me with the following admirable instance
from his Lordship's own recollection. One day when dining at old
Mr. Langton's, where Miss Roberts, his niece, was one of the
company, Johnson, with his usual complacent attention to the
fair sex, took her by the hand and said, “My dear, I hope you
are a Jacobite.” Old Mr. Langton, who, though a high and steady
Tory, was attached to the present Royal Family, seemed offended,
and asked Johnson, with great warmth, what he could mean by
putting such a question to his niece! “Why, Sir, (said Johnson)
I meant no offence to your niece, I meant her a great
compliment. A Jacobite, Sir, believes in the divine right of
Kings. He that believes in the divine right of Kings believes in
a Divinity. A Jacobite believes in the divine right of Bishops.
He that believes in the divine right of Bishops believes in the
divine authority of the Christian religion. Therefore, Sir, a
Jacobite is neither an Atheist nor a Deist. That cannot be said
of a Whig; for Whiggism is a negation of all
principle.”28
He advised me when abroad to be as much as I could with the
Professors in the Universities, and with the Clergy; for from
their conversation I might expect the best accounts of every
thing in whatever country I should be, with the additional
advantage of keeping my learning alive.
It will be observed, that when giving me advice as to my
travels, Dr. Johnson did not dwell upon cities, and palaces, and
pictures, and shows, and Arcadian scenes. He was of Lord Essex's
opinion, who advises his kinsman Roger Earl of Rutland, “rather
to go a hundred miles to speak with one wise man, than five
miles to see a fair town.”29
I described to him an impudent fellow from Scotland, who
affected to be a savage, and railed at all established systems.
JOHNSON. “There is nothing surprizing in this, Sir. He wants to
make himself conspicuous. He would tumble in a hogstye, as long
as you looked at him and called to him to come out. But let him
alone, never mind him, and he'll soon give it over.”
I added that the same person maintained that there was no
distinction between virtue and vice. JOHNSON. “Why, Sir, if the
fellow does not think as he speaks, he is lying; and I see not
what honour he can propose to himself from having the character
of a lyar. But if he does really think that there is no
distinction between virtue and vice, why, Sir, when he leaves
our houses let us count our spoons.”
Sir David Dalrymple, now one of the Judges of Scotland by the
title of Lord Hailes, had contributed much to increase my high
opinion of Johnson, on account of his writings, long before I
attained to a personal acquaintance with him; I, in return, had
informed Johnson of Sir David's eminent character for learning
and religion; and Johnson was so much pleased, that at one of
our evening meetings he gave him for his toast. I at this time
kept up a very frequent correspondence with Sir David; and I
read to Dr. Johnson to-night the following passage from the
letter which I had last received from him:
“It gives me pleasure to think that you have obtained the
friendship of Mr. Samuel Johnson. He is one of the best moral
writers which England has produced. At the same time, I envy you
the free and undisguised converse with such a man. May I beg you
to present my best respects to him, and to assure him of the
veneration which I entertain for the authour of the Rambler and
of Rasselas? Let me recommend this last work to you; with the
Rambler you certainly are acquainted. In Rasselas you will see a
tender-hearted operator, who probes the wound only to heal it.
Swift, on the contrary, mangles human nature. He cuts and
slashes, as if he took pleasure in the operation, like the
tyrant who said, Ita feri ut se sentiat emori.” Johnson
seemed to be much gratified by this just and well-turned
compliment.
He recommended to me to keep a journal of my life, full and
unreserved. He said it would be a very good exercise, and would
yield me great satisfaction when the particulars were faded from
my remembrance. I was uncommonly fortunate in having had a
previous coincidence of opinion with him upon this subject, for
I had kept such a journal for some time; and it was no small
pleasure to me to have this to tell him, and to receive his
approbation. He counselled me to keep it private, and said I
might surely have a friend who would burn it in case of my
death. From this habit I have been enabled to give the world so
many anecdotes, which would otherwise have been lost to
posterity. I mentioned that I was afraid I put into my journal
too many little incidents. JOHNSON. “There is nothing, Sir, too
little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little
things that we attain the great art of having as little misery
and as much happiness as possible.”
Next morning Mr. Dempster happened to call on me, and was so
much struck even with the imperfect account which I gave him of
Dr. Johnson's conversation, that to his honour be it recorded,
when I complained that drinking port and sitting up late with
him, affected my nerves for some time after, he said, “One had
better be palsied at eighteen than not keep company with such a
man.”
On Tuesday, July 18, I found tall Sir Thomas Robinson sitting
with Johnson. Sir Thomas said, that the King of Prussia valued
himself upon three things; -- upon being a hero, a musician, and
an authour. JOHNSON. “Pretty well, Sir, for one man. As to his
being an authour, I have not looked at his poetry; but his prose
is poor stuff. He writes just as you may suppose Voltaire's
foot-boy to do, who has been his amanuensis. He has such parts
as the valet might have, and about as much of the colouring of
the style as might be got by transcribing his works.” When I was
at Ferney, I repeated this to Voltaire, in order to reconcile
him somewhat to Johnson, whom he, in affecting the English mode
of expression, had previously characterised as “a superstitious
dog”; but after hearing such a criticism on Frederick the Great,
with whom he was then on bad terms, he exclaimed, “An honest
fellow!”
But I think the criticism much too severe; for the “Memoirs of
the House of Brandenburgh” are written as well as many works of
that kind. His poetry, for the style of which he himself makes a
frank apology, “Jargonnant un Francois barbare,” though
fraught with pernicious ravings of infidelity, has, in many
places, great animation, and in some a pathetick tenderness.
Upon this contemptuous animadversion on the King of Prussia, I
observed to Johnson, “It would seem then, Sir, that much less
parts are necessary to make a King, than to make an Authour: for
the King of Prussia is confessedly the greatest King now in
Europe, yet you think he makes a very poor figure as an
Authour.”
Mr. Levet this day showed me Dr. Johnson's library, which was
contained in two garrets over his Chambers, where Lintot, son of
the celebrated bookseller of that name, had formerly his
warehouse. I found a number of good books, but very dusty and in
great confusion. The floor was strewed with manuscript leaves,
in Johnson's own hand-writing, which I beheld with a degree of
veneration, supposing they perhaps might contain portions of the
Rambler, or of Rasselas. I observed an apparatus for chymical
experiments, of which Johnson was all his life very fond. The
place seemed to be very favourable for retirement and
meditation. Johnson told me, that he went up thither without
mentioning it to his servant when he wanted to study, secure
from interruption; for he would not allow his servant to say he
was not at home when he really was. “A servant's strict regard
for truth, (said he) must be weakened by such a practice. A
philosopher may know that it is merely a form of denial; but few
servants are such nice distinguishers. If I accustom a servant
to tell a lie for me, have I not reason to apprehend that
he will tell many lies for himself?” I am, however,
satisfied that every servant, of any degree of intelligence,
understands saying his master is not at home, not at all as the
affirmation of a fact, but as the customary words, intimating
that his master wishes not to be seen; so that there can be no
bad effect from it.
Mr. Temple, now vicar of St. Gluvias, Cornwall, who had been my
intimate friend for many years, had at this time chambers in
Farrar's-buildings, at the bottom of Inner Temple-lane, which he
kindly lent me upon my quitting my lodgings, he being to return
to Trinity Hall, Cambridge. I found them particularly convenient
for me, as they were so near Dr. Johnson's.
On Wednesday, July 20, Dr. Johnson, Mr. Dempster, and my uncle
Dr. Boswell, who happened to be now in London, supped with me at
these Chambers. JOHNSON. “Pity is not natural to man. Children
are always cruel. Savages are always cruel. Pity is acquired and
improved by the cultivation of reason. We may have uneasy
sensations for seeing a creature in distress, without pity; for
we have not pity unless we wish to relieve them. When I am on my
way to dine with a friend, and finding it late, have bid the
coachman make haste, if I happen to attend when he whips his
horses, I may feel unpleasantly that the animals are put to
pain, but I do not wish him to desist. No, Sir, I wish him to
drive on.”
Mr. Alexander Donaldson, bookseller, of Edinburgh, had for some
time opened a shop in London, and sold his cheap editions of the
most popular English books, in defiance of the supposed
common-law right of Literary Property. Johnson, though he
concurred in the opinion which was afterwards sanctioned by a
judgement of the House of Lords, that there was no such right,
was at this time very angry that the Booksellers of London, for
whom he uniformly professed much regard, should suffer from an
invasion of what they had ever considered to be secure; and he
was loud and violent against Mr. Donaldson. “He is a fellow who
takes advantage of the law to injure his brethren; for
notwithstanding that the statute secures only fourteen years of
exclusive right, it has always been understood by the
trade, that he, who buys the copyright of a book from the
authour, obtains a perpetual property; and upon that belief,
numberless bargains are made to transfer that property after the
expiration of the statutory term. Now Donaldson, I say, takes
advantage here, of people who have really an equitable title
from usage; and if we consider how few of the books, of which
they buy the property, succeed so well as to bring profit, we
should be of opinion that the term of fourteen years is too
short; it should be sixty years.” DEMPSTER. “Donaldson, Sir, is
anxious for the encouragement of literature. He reduces the
price of books, so that poor students may buy them.” JOHNSON
(laughing). “Well, Sir, allowing that to be his motive, he is no
better than Robin Hood, who robbed the rich in order to give to
the poor.”
It is remarkable, that when the great question concerning
Literary Property came to be ultimately tried before the supreme
tribunal of this country, in consequence of the very spirited
exertions of Mr. Donaldson, Dr. Johnson was zealous against a
perpetuity; but he thought that the term of the exclusive right
of authours should be considerably enlarged. He was then for
granting a hundred years.
The conversation now turned upon Mr. David Hume's style.
JOHNSON. “Why, Sir, his style is not English; the structure of
his sentences is French. Now the French structure and the
English structure may, in the nature of things, be equally good.
But if you allow that the English language is established, he is
wrong. My name might originally have been Nicholson, as well as
Johnson; but were you to call me Nicholson now, you would call
me very absurdly.”
Rousseau's treatise on the inequality of mankind was at this
time a fashionable topick. It gave rise to an observation by
Mr. Dempster, that the advantages of fortune and rank were
nothing to a wise man, who ought to value only merit. JOHNSON.
“If man were savage, living in the woods by himself, this might
be true; but in civilised society we all depend upon each other,
and our happiness is very much owing to the good opinion of
mankind. Now, Sir, in civilized society, external advantages
make us more respected. A man with a good coat upon his back
meets with a better reception than he who has a bad one. Sir,
you may analyse this, and say what is there in it? But that will
avail you nothing, for it is a part of a general system. Pound
St. Paul's church into atoms, and consider any single atom; it
is, to be sure, good for nothing; but, put all these atoms
together, and you have St. Paul's church. So it is with human
felicity, which is made up of many ingredients, each of which
may be shewn to be very insignificant. In civilised society,
personal merit will not serve you so much as money will. Sir,
you may make the experiment. Go into the street, and give one
man a lecture on morality, and another a shilling, and see which
will respect you most. If you wish only to support nature, Sir
William Petty fixes your allowance at three pounds a year; but
as times are much altered, let us call it six pounds. This sum
will fill your belly, shelter you from the weather, and even get
you a strong lasting coat, supposing it to be made of good
bull's hide. Now, Sir, all beyond this is artificial, and is
desired in order to obtain a greater degree of respect from our
fellow-creatures. And, Sir, if six hundred pounds a year
procure a man more consequence, and, of course, more happiness
than six pounds a year, the same proportion will hold as to six
thousand, and so on, as far as opulence can be carried. Perhaps
he who has a large fortune may not be so happy as he who has a
small one; but that must proceed from other causes than from his
having the large fortune: for, caeteris paribus, he who
is rich in a civilised society, must he happier than he who is
poor; as riches, if properly used, (and it is a man's own fault
if they are not,) must be productive of the highest advantages.
Money, to be sure, of itself is of no use; for its only use is
to part with it. Rousseau, and all those who deal in paradoxes,
are led away by a childish desire of novelty.30 When I was a boy, I used always to choose the
wrong side of a debate, because most ingenious things, that is
to say, most new things, could be said upon it. Sir, there is
nothing for which you may not muster up more plausible
arguments, than those which are urged against wealth and other
external advantages. Why, now, there is stealing; why should it
be thought a crime? When we consider by what unjust methods
property has been often acquired, and that what was unjustly got
it must be unjust to keep, where is the harm in one man's taking
the property of another from him? Besides, Sir, when we
consider the bad use that many people make of their property,
and how much better use the thief may make of it, it may be
defended as a very allowable practice. Yet, Sir, the experience
of mankind has discovered stealing to be so very bad a thing,
that they make no scruple to hang a man for it. When I was
running about this town a very poor fellow, I was a great arguer
for the advantages of poverty; but I was, at the same time, very
sorry to be poor. Sir, all the arguments which are brought to
represent poverty as no evil, shew it to be evidently a great
evil. You never find people labouring to convince you that you
may live very happily upon a plentiful fortune. -- So you hear
people talking how miserable a King must be; and yet they all
wish to be in his place.”
It was suggested that Kings must be unhappy, because they are
deprived of the greatest of all satisfactions, easy and
unreserved society. JOHNSON. “That is an ill-founded notion.
Being a King does not exclude a man from such society. Great
Kings have always been social. The King of Prussia, the only
great King at present, is very social. Charles the Second, the
last King of England who was a man of parts, was social; and our
Henrys and Edwards were all social.”
Mr. Dempster having endeavoured to maintain that intrinsick
merit ought to make the only distinction amongst
mankind. JOHNSON. “Why, Sir, mankind have found that this
cannot be. How shall we determine the proportion of intrinsick
merit? Were that to be the only distinction amongst mankind, we
should soon quarrel about the degrees of it. Were all
distinctions abolished, the strongest would not long acquiesce,
but would endeavour to obtain a superiority by their bodily
strength. But, Sir, as subordination is very necessary for
society, and contentions for superiority very dangerous,
mankind, that is to say, all civilised nations, have settled it
upon a plain invariable principle. A man is born to hereditary
rank; or his being appointed to certain offices, gives him a
certain rank. Subordination tends greatly to human happiness.
Were we all upon an equality, we should have no other enjoyment
than mere animal pleasure.”
I said, I considered distinction of rank to be of so much
importance in civilised society, that if I were asked on the
same day to dine with the first Duke in England, and with the
first man in Britain for genius, I should hesitate which to
prefer. JOHNSON. “To be sure, Sir, if you were to dine only
once, and it were never to be known where you dined, you would
choose rather to dine with the first man for genius; but to gain
most respect, you should dine with the first Duke in England.
For nine people in ten that you meet with, would have a higher
opinion of you for having dined with a Duke; and the great
genius himself would receive you better, because you had been
with the great Duke.”
He took care to guard himself against any possible suspicion
that his settled principles of reverence for rank and respect
for wealth were at all owing to mean or interested motives; for
he asserted his own independence as a literary man. “No man
(said he) who ever lived by literature, has lived more
independently than I have done.” He said he had taken longer
time than he needed to have done in composing his Dictionary. He
received our compliments upon that great work with complacency,
and told us that the Academy della Crusca could scarcely
believe that it was done by one man.
Next morning I found him alone, and have preserved the following
fragments of his conversation. Of a gentleman who was mentioned,
he said, “I have not met with any man for a long time who has
given me such general displeasure. He is totally unfixed in his
principles, and wants to puzzle other people.” I said his
principles had been poisoned by a noted infidel writer, but that
he was, nevertheless, a benevolent good man. JOHNSON. “We can
have no dependance upon that instinctive, that constitutional
goodness which is not founded upon principle. I grant you that
such a man may be a very amiable member of society. I can
conceive him placed in such a situation that he is not much
tempted to deviate from what is right; and as every man prefers
virtue, when there is not some strong incitement to transgress
its precepts, I can conceive him doing nothing wrong. But if
such a man stood in need of money, I should not like to trust
him; and I should certainly not trust him with young ladies, for
there there is always temptation. Hume, and other
sceptical innovators, are vain men, and will gratify themselves
at any expence. Truth will not afford sufficient food to their
vanity; so they have betaken, themselves to errour. Truth, Sir,
is a cow which will yield such people no more milk, and so they
are gone to milk the bull. If I could have allowed myself to
gratify my vanity at the expence of truth, what fame might I
have acquired. Every thing which Hume has advanced against
Christianity had passed through my mind long before he wrote.
Always remember this, that after a system is well settled upon
positive evidence, a few partial objections ought not to shake
it. The human mind is so limited, that it cannot take in all the
parts of a subject, so that there may be objections raised
against any thing. There are objections against a plenum,
and objections against a vacuum; yet one of them must
certainly be true.”
I mentioned Hume's argument against the belief of miracles, that
it is more probable that the witnesses to the truth of them are
mistaken, or speak falsely, than that the miracles should be
true. JOHNSON. “Why, Sir, the great difficulty of proving
miracles should make us very cautious in believing them. But let
us consider; although God has made Nature to operate by certain
fixed laws, yet it is not unreasonable to think that he may
suspend those laws, in order to establish a system highly
advantageous to mankind. Now the Christian Religion is a most
beneficial system, as it gives us light and certainty where we
were before in darkness and doubt. The miracles which prove it
are attested by men who had no interest in deceiving us; but
who, on the contrary, were told that they should suffer
persecution, and did actually lay down their lives in
confirmation of the truth of the facts which they asserted.
Indeed, for some centuries the heathens did not pretend to deny
the miracles; but said they were performed by the aid of evil
spirits, This is a circumstance of great weight. Then, Sir, when
we take the proofs derived from prophecies which have been so
exactly fulfilled, we have most satisfactory evidence. Supposing
a miracle possible, as to which, in my opinion, there can be no
doubt, we have as strong evidence for the miracles in support of
Christianity, as the nature of the thing admits.”
At night, Mr. Johnson and I supped in a private room at the
Turk's Head coffee-house, in the Strand. “I encourage this house
(said he,) for the mistress of it is a good civil woman, and has
not much business.”
“Sir, I love the acquaintance of young people; because, in the
first place, I don't like to think myself growing old. In the
next place, young acquaintances must last longest, if they do
last; and then, Sir, young men have more virtue than old men;
they have more generous sentiments in every respect. I love the
young dogs of this age, they have more wit and humour and
knowledge of life than we had; but then the dogs are not so good
scholars. Sir, in my early years I read very hard. It is a sad
reflection but a true one, that I knew almost as much at
eighteen as I do now.31 My judgement, to be
sure, was not so good; but, I had all the facts. I remember very
well, when I was at Oxford, an old gentleman said to me, 'Young
man, ply your book diligently now, and acquire a stock of
knowledge; for when years come upon you, you will find that
poring upon books will be but an irksome task.'”
This account of his reading, given by himself in plain words,
sufficiently confirms what I have already advanced upon the
disputed question as to his application. It reconciles any
seeming inconsistency in his way of talking upon it at different
times; and shews that idleness and reading hard were with him
relative terms, the import of which, as used by him, must be
gathered from a comparison with what scholars of different
degrees of ardour and assiduity have been known to do. And let
it be remembered, that he was now talking spontaneously, and
expressing his genuine sentiments; whereas at other times he
might be induced, from his spirit of contradiction, or more
properly from his love of argumentative contest, to speak
lightly of his own application to study. It is pleasing to
consider that the old gentleman's gloomy prophecy as to the
irksomeness of books to men of an advanced age, which is too
often fulfilled, was so far from being verified in Johnson, that
his ardour for literature never failed, and his last writings
had more ease and vivacity than any of his earlier
productions.
He mentioned to me now, for the first time, that he had been
distrest by melancholy, and for that reason had been obliged to
fly from study and meditation, to the dissipating variety of
life. Against melancholy he recommended constant occupation of
mind, a great deal of exercise, moderation in eating and
drinking, and especially to shun drinking at night. He said
melancholy people were apt to fly to intemperance for relief,
but that it sunk them much deeper in misery. He observed, that
labouring men who work hard, and live sparingly, are seldom or
never troubled with low spirits.
He again insisted on the duty of maintaining subordination of
rank. “Sir, I would no more deprive a nobleman of his respect,
than of his money. I consider myself as acting a part in the
great system of society, and I do to others as I would have them
to do to me. I would behave to a nobleman as I should expect he
would behave to me, were I a nobleman and he Sam. Johnson. Sir,
there is one Mrs. Macaulay32 in this town, a
great republican. One day when I was at her house, I put on a
very grave countenance, and said to her, 'Madam, I am now become
a convert to your way of thinking. I am convinced that all
mankind are upon an equal footing; and to give you an
unquestionable proof, Madam, that I am in earnest, here is a
very sensible, civil, well-behaved fellow-citizen, your footman;
I desire that he may be allowed to sit down and dine with us.' I
thus, Sir, shewed her the absurdity of the levelling doctrine.
She has never liked me since. Sir, your levellers wish to level
down as far as themselves; but they cannot bear levelling
up to themselves. They would all have some people under
them; why not then have some people above them?” I mentioned a
certain authour who disgusted me by his forwardness, and by
shewing no deference to noblemen into whose company he was
admitted. JOHNSON. “Suppose a shoemaker should claim an equality
with him, as he does with a Lord: how he would stare. 'Why, Sir,
do you stare? (says the shoemaker,) I do great service to
society. 'Tis true, I am paid for doing it; but so are you,
Sir: and I am sorry to say it, better paid than I am, for doing
something not so necessary. For mankind could do better without
your books, than without my shoes.' Thus, Sir, there would be a
perpetual struggle for precedence, were there no fixed
invariable rules for the distinction of rank, which creates no
jealousy, as it is allowed to be accidental.”
He said, Dr. Joseph Warton was a very agreeable man, and his
“Essay on the Genius and Writings of Pope,” a very pleasing
book. I wondered that he delayed so long to give us the
continuation of it. JOHNSON. “Why, Sir, I suppose he finds
himself a little disappointed, in not having been able to
persuade the world to be of his opinion as to Pope.”
We have now been favoured with the concluding volume, in which,
to use a parliamentary expression, he has explained, so
as not to appear quite so adverse to the opinion of the world,
concerning Pope, as was at first thought; and we must all agree,
that his work is a most valuable accession to English
literature.
A writer of deserved eminence being mentioned, Johnson said,
“Why, Sir, he is a man of good parts, but being originally poor,
he has got a love of mean company and low jocularity; a very bad
thing, Sir. To laugh is good, and to talk is good. But you ought
no more to think it enough if you laugh, than you are to think
it enough if you talk. You may laugh in as many ways as you
talk; and surely every way of talking that is practised
cannot be esteemed.”
I spoke of Sir James Macdonald as a young man of most
distinguished merit, who united the highest reputation at Eton
and Oxford, with the patriarchal spirit of a great Highland
Chieftain. I mentioned that Sir James had said to me, that he
had never seen Mr. Johnson, but he had a great respect for him,
though at the same time it was mixed with some degree of
terrour. JOHNSON. “Sir, if he were to be acquainted with me, it
might lessen both.”
The mention of this gentleman led us to talk of the Western
Islands of Scotland, to visit which he expressed a wish that
then appeared to be a very romantick fancy, which I little
thought would be afterwards realised. He told me, that his
father had put Martin's account of those islands into his hands
when he was very young, and that he was highly pleased with it;
that he was particularly struck with the St. Kilda man's notion
that the high church of Glasgow had been hollowed out of a rock;
a circumstance to which old Mr. Johnson had directed his
attention. He said, he would go to the Hebrides with me, when I
returned from my travels, unless some very good companion should
offer when I was absent, which he did not think probable;
adding, “There are few people whom I take so much to, as you.”
And when I talked of my leaving England, he said with a very
affectionate air, “My dear Boswell, I should be very unhappy at
parting, did I think we were not to meet again.” -- I cannot too
often remind my readers, that although such instances of his
kindness are doubtless very flattering to me, yet I hope my
recording them will be ascribed to a better motive than to
vanity; for they afford unquestionable evidence of his
tenderness and complacency, which some, while they were forced
to acknowledge his great powers, have been so strenuous to
deny.
He maintained that a boy at school was the happiest of human
beings. I supported a different opinion, from which I have never
yet varied, that a man is happier: and I enlarged upon the
anxiety and sufferings which are endured at school. JOHNSON.
“Ah! Sir, a boy's being flogged is not so severe as a man's
having the hiss of the world against him. Men have a solicitude
about fame; and the greater share they have of it, the more
afraid they are of losing it.” I silently asked myself, “Is it
possible that the great SAMUEL JOHNSON really entertains any
such apprehension, and is not confident that his exalted fame is
established upon a foundation never to be shaken?”
He this evening drank a bumper to Sir David Dalrymple, “as a man
of worth, a scholar, and a wit.” “I have (said he) never heard
of him, except from you; but let him know my opinion of him: for
as he does not shew himself much in the world, he should have
the praise of the few who hear of him.”
On Tuesday, July 26, I found Mr. Johnson alone. It was a very
wet day, and I again complained of the disagreeable effects of
such weather. JOHNSON. “Sir, this is all imagination, which
physicians encourage; for man lives in air, as a fish lives in
water, so that if the atmosphere press heavy from above, there
is an equal resistance from below. To be sure, bad weather is
hard upon people who are obliged to be abroad; and men cannot
labour so well in the open air in bad weather, as in good: but,
Sir, a smith or a taylor, whose work is within doors, will
surely do as much in rainy weather, as in fair. Some very
delicate frames, indeed, may be affected by wet weather; but not
common constitutions.”
We talked of the education of children; and I asked him what he
thought was best to teach them first. JOHNSON. “Sir, it is no
matter what you teach them first, any more than what leg you
shall put into your breeches first. Sir, you may stand disputing
which is best to put in first, but in the mean time your breech
is bare. Sir, while you are considering which of two things you
should teach your child first, another boy has learnt them
both.”
On Thursday, July 28, we again supped in private at the Turk's
Head coffee-house. JOHNSON. “Swift has a higher reputation than
he deserves. His excellence is strong sense; for his humour,
though very well, is not remarkably good. I doubt whether the
'Tale of a Tub' be his; for he never owned it, and it is much
above his usual manner.”33
“Thomson, I think, had as much of the poet about him as most
writers. Everything appeared to him through the medium of his
favourite pursuit. He could not have viewed those two candles
burning but with a poetical eye.”
“Has not ---- a great deal of wit, Sir?” JOHNSON. “I do not
think so, Sir. He is, indeed, continually attempting wit, but he
fails. And I have no more pleasure in hearing a man attempting
wit and failing, than in seeing a man trying to leap over a
ditch and tumbling into it.”
He laughed heartily when I mentioned to him a saying of his
concerning Mr. Thomas Sheridan, which Foote took a wicked
pleasure to circulate. “Why, Sir, Sherry is dull, naturally
dull; but it must have taken him a great deal of pains to become
what we now see him. Such an excess of stupidity, Sir, is not in
Nature.” -- “So (said he,) I allowed him all his own merit.”
He now added, “Sheridan cannot bear me. I bring his declamation
to a point. I ask him a plain question, 'What do you mean to
teach?' Besides, Sir, what influence can Mr. Sheridan have upon
the language of this great country, by his narrow exertions?
Sir, it is burning a farthing candle at Dover, to shew light at
Calais.”
Talking of a young man who was uneasy from thinking that he was
very deficient in learning and knowledge, he said, “A man has no
reason to complain who holds a middle place, and has many below
him; and perhaps he has not six of his years above him; --
perhaps not one. Though he may not know any thing perfectly, the
general mass of knowledge that he has acquired is considerable.
Time will do for him all that is wanting.”
The conversation then took a philosophical turn. JOHNSON. “Human
experience, which is constantly contradicting theory, is the
great test of truth. A system, built upon the discoveries of a
great many minds, is always of more strength, than what is
produced by the mere workings of any one mind, which, of itself,
can do little. There is not so poor a book in the world that
would not be a prodigious effort were it wrought out entirely by
a single mind, without the aid of prior investigators. The
French writers are superficial, because they are not scholars,
and so proceed upon the mere power of their own minds; and we
see how very little power they have.”
“As to the Christian Religion, Sir, besides the strong evidence
which we have for it, there is a balance in its favour from the
number of great men who have been convinced of its truth, after
a serious consideration of the question. Grotius was an acute
man, a lawyer, a man accustomed to examine evidence, and he was
convinced. Grotius was not a recluse, but a man of the world,
who certainly had no bias to the side of religion. Sir Isaac
Newton set out an infidel, and came to be a very firm
believer.”
He this evening again recommended to me to perambulate Spain.34 I said it would amuse him to get a letter from
me dated at Salamancha. JOHNSON. “I love the University of
Salamancha; for when the Spaniards were in doubt as to the
lawfulness of their conquering America, the University of
Salamancha gave it as their opinion that it was not lawful.” He
spoke this with great emotion, and with that generous warmth
which dictated the lines in his “London,” against Spanish
encroachment.
I expressed my opinion of my friend Derrick as but a poor
writer. JOHNSON. “To be sure, Sir, he is: but you are to
consider that his being a literary man has got for him all that
he has. It has made him King of Bath. Sir, he has nothing to say
for himself but that he is a writer. Had he not been a writer,
he must have been sweeping the crossings in the streets, and
asking halfpence from everybody that past.”
In justice, however, to the memory of Mr. Derrick, who was my
first tutor in the ways of London, and shewed me the town in all
its variety of departments, both literary and sportive, the
particulars of which Dr. Johnson advised me to put in writing,
it is proper to mention what Johnson, at a subsequent period,
said of him both as a writer and an editor: “Sir, I have often
said, that if Derrick's letters had been written by one of a
more established name, they would have been thought very pretty
letters.”35 And, “I sent Derrick to Dryden's
relations to gather materials for his life; and I believe he got
all that I myself should have got.”36
Poor Derrick! I remember him with kindness. Yet I cannot
withhold from my readers a pleasant humourous sally which could
not have hurt him had he been alive, and now is perfectly
harmless. In his collection of poems, there is one upon entering
the harbour of Dublin, his native city, after a long absence. It
begins thus:
“Eblana! much lov'd city, hail! Where first I saw the
light of day.”
And after a solemn reflection on his being “numbered with
forgotten dead,” there is the following stanza:
“Unless my lines protract my fame,
And those, who chance to read them, cry, I knew him! Derrick
was his name, In yonder tomb his ashes lie.”
which was thus happily parodied by Mr. John Home, to whom we owe
the beautiful and pathetick tragedy of “Douglas”:
“Unless my deeds protract my fame,
And he who passes sadly sings, I knew him! Derrick was
his name, On yonder tree his carcase swings!”
I doubt much whether the amiable and ingenious authour of these
burlesque lines will recollect them; for they were produced
extempore one evening while he and I were walking together in
the dining-room at Eglingtoune Castle, in 1760, and I have never
mentioned them to him since.
Johnson said once to me, “Sir, I honour Derrick for his presence
of mind. One night, when Floyd,37 another poor
authour, was wandering about the streets in the night, he found
Derrick fast asleep upon a bulk; upon being suddenly waked,
Derrick started up, 'My dear Floyd, I am sorry to see you in
this destitute state: will you go home with me to my
lodgings?'”
I again begged his advice as to my method of study at Utrecht.
“Come, (said he) let us make a day of it. Let us go down to
Greenwich and dine, and talk of it there.” The following
Saturday was fixed for this excursion.
As we walked along the Strand to-night, arm in arm, a woman of
the town accosted us, in the usual enticing manner. “No, no, my
girl, (said Johnson) it won't do.” He, however, did not treat
her with harshness; and we talked of the wretched life of such
women, and agreed, that much more misery than happiness, upon
the whole, is produced by illicit commerce between the sexes.
On Saturday, July 30, Dr. Johnson and I took a sculler at the
Temple-stairs, and set out for Greenwich. I asked him if he
really thought a knowledge of the Greek and Latin languages an
essential requisite to a good education. JOHNSON. “Most
certainly, Sir; for those who know them have a very great
advantage over those who do not. Nay, Sir, it is wonderful what
a difference learning makes upon people even in the common
intercourse of life, which does not appear to be much connected
with it.” “And yet, (said I) people go through the world very
well, and carry on the business of life to good advantage,
without learning.” JOHNSON. “Why, Sir, that may be true in cases
where learning cannot possibly be of any use; for instance, this
boy rows us as well without learning, as if he could sing the
song of Orpheus to the Argonauts, who were the first sailors.”
He then called to the boy, “What would you give, my lad, to know
about the Argonauts?” “Sir, (said the boy) I would give what I
have.” Johnson was much pleased with his answer, and we gave him
a double fare. Dr. Johnson then turning to me, “Sir, (said he) a
desire of knowledge is the natural feeling of mankind; and every
human being, whose mind is not debauched, will be willing to
give all that he has, to get knowledge.”
We landed at the Old Swan, and walked to Billingsgate, where we
took oars and moved smoothly along the silver Thames. It was a
very fine day. We were entertained with the immense number and
variety of ships that were lying at anchor, and with the
beautiful country on each side of the river.
I talked of preaching, and of the great success which those
called methodists38 have. JOHNSON. “Sir, it is
owing to their expressing themselves in a plain and familiar
manner, which is the only way to do good to the common people,
and which clergymen of genius and learning ought to do from a
principle of duty, when it is suited to their congregations; a
practice, for which they will be praised by men of sense. To
insist against drunkenness as a crime, because it debases
reason, the noblest faculty of man, would be of no service to
the common people; but to tell them that they may die in a fit
of drunkenness, and shew them how dreadful that would be, cannot
fail to make a deep impression. Sir, when your Scotch clergy
give up their homely manner, religion will soon decay in that
country.” Let this observation, as Johnson meant it, be ever
remembered.
I was much pleased to find myself with Johnson at Greenwich,
which he celebrates in his “London” as a favourite scene. I had
the poem in my pocket, and read the lines aloud with
enthusiasm:
“On Thames's banks in silent thought we stood, Where
Greenwich smiles upon the silver flood: Pleas'd with the seat
which gave ELIZA birth, We kneel, and kiss the consecrated
earth.”
He remarked that the structure of Greenwich hospital was too
magnificent for a place of charity, and that its parts were too
much detached, to make one great whole.
Buchanan, he said, was a very fine poet; and observed, that he
was the first who complimented a lady, by ascribing to her the
different perfections of the heathen goddesses;39 but that Johnson improved upon this, by making
his lady, at the same time, free from their defects.
He dwelt upon Buchanan's elegant verses to Mary, Queen of Scots,
Nympha Caledoniae, &c. and spoke with enthusiasm of
the beauty of Latin verse. “All the modern languages (said he)
cannot furnish so melodious a line as
"Formosam resonare doces Amarillida silvas.”
Afterwards he entered upon the business of the day, which was to
give me his advice as to a course of study. And here I am to
mention with much regret, that my record of what he said is
miserably scanty. I recollect with admiration an animating blaze
of eloquence, which roused every intellectual power in me to the
highest pitch, but must have dazzled me so much, that my memory
could not preserve the substance of his discourse; for the note
which I find of it is no more than this: -- “He ran over the
grand scale of human knowledge; advised me to select some
particular branch to excel in, but to acquire a little of every
kind.” The defect of my minutes will be fully supplied by a long
letter upon the subject, which he favoured me with, after I had
been some time at Utrecht, and which my readers will have the
pleasure to peruse in its proper place.
We walked in the evening in Greenwich Park. He asked me, I
suppose, by way of trying my disposition, “Is not this very
fine?” Having no exquisite relish of the beauties of Nature, and
being more delighted with “the busy hum of men,” I answered,
“Yes, Sir; but not equal to Fleet-street.” JOHNSON. “You are
right, Sir.”
I am aware that many of my readers may censure my want of
taste. Let me, however, shelter myself under the authority of a
very fashionable Baronet40 in the brilliant
world, who, on his attention being called to the fragrance of a
May evening in the country, observed, “This may be very well;
but for my part, I prefer the smell of a flambeau at the
play-house.”
We staid so long at Greenwich, that our sail up the river, in
our return to London, was by no means so pleasant as in the
morning; for the night air was so cold that it made me shiver. I
was the more sensible of it from having sat up all the night
before recollecting and writing in my Journal what I thought
worthy of preservation; an exertion, which, during the first
part of my acquaintance with Johnson, I frequently made. I
remember having sat up four nights in one week, without being
much incommoded in the day time.
Johnson, whose robust frame was not in the least affected by the
cold, scolded me, as if my shivering had been a paltry
effeminacy, saying, “Why do you shiver?” Sir William Scott, of
the Commons, told me, that when he complained of a head-ach in
the post-chaise, as they were travelling together to Scotland,
Johnson treated him in the same manner: “At your age, Sir, I had
no head-ach.” It is not easy to make allowance for sensations in
others, which we ourselves have not at the time. We must all
have experienced how very differently we are affected by the
complaints of our neighbours, when we are well and when we are
ill. In full health, we can scarcely believe that they suffer
much; so faint is the image of pain upon our imagination; when
softened by sickness, we readily sympathise with the sufferings
of others.
We concluded the day at the Turk's Head coffee-house very
socially. He was pleased to listen to a particular account which
I gave him of my family, and of its hereditary estate, as to the
extent and population of which he asked questions, and made
calculations; recommending, at the same time, a liberal kindness
to the tenantry, as people over whom the proprietor was placed
by Providence. He took delight in hearing my description of the
romantick seat of my ancestors. “I must be there, Sir, (said he)
and we will live in the old castle; and if there is not a room
in it remaining, we will build one.” I was highly flattered, but
could scarcely indulge a hope that Auchinleck would indeed be
honoured by his presence, and celebrated by a description, as it
afterwards was, in his “Journey to the Western Islands.”
After we had again talked of my setting out for Holland, he
said, “I must see thee out of England; I will accompany you to
Harwich.” I could not find words to express what I felt upon
this unexpected and very great mark of his affectionate
regard.
Next day, Sunday, July 31, I told him I had been that morning at
a meeting of the people called Quakers, where I had heard a
woman preach. JOHNSON. “Sir, a woman's preaching is like a dog's
walking on his hind legs. It is not done well; but you are
surprised to find it done at all.”
On Tuesday, August 2, (the day of my departure from London
having been fixed for the 5th,) Dr. Johnson did me the honour to
pass a part of the morning with me at my Chambers. He said, that
“he always felt an inclination to do nothing.” I observed, that
it was strange to think that the most indolent man in Britain
had written the most laborious work, THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY.
I mentioned an imprudent publication, by a certain friend of
his, at an early period of life, and asked him if he thought it
would hurt him. JOHNSON. “No, Sir; not much. It may, perhaps, be
mentioned at an election.”
I had now made good my title to be a privileged man, and was
carried by him in the evening to drink tea with Miss Williams,41 whom, though under the misfortune of having
lost her sight, I found to be agreeable in conversation; for she
had a variety of literature, and expressed herself well; but her
peculiar value was the intimacy in which she had long lived with
Johnson, by which she was well acquainted with his habits, and
knew how to lead him on to talk.
After tea he carried me to what he called his walk, which was a
long narrow paved court in the neighbourhood, overshadowed by
some trees. There we sauntered a considerable time; and I
complained to him that my love of London and of his company was
such, that I shrunk almost from the thought of going away even
to travel, which is generally so much desired by young men. He
roused me by manly and spirited conversation. He advised me,
when settled in any place abroad, to study with an eagerness
after knowledge, and to apply to Greek an hour every day; and
when I was moving about, to read diligently the great book of
mankind.
On Wednesday, August 3, we had our last social evening at the
Turk's Head coffee-house, before my setting out for foreign
parts. I had the misfortune, before we parted, to irritate him
unintentionally. I mentioned to him how common it was in the
world to tell absurd stories of him, and to ascribe to him very
strange sayings. JOHNSON. “What do they make me say, Sir?”
BOSWELL. “Why, Sir, as an instance very strange indeed,
(laughing heartily as I spoke,) David Hume told me, you said
that you would stand before a battery of cannon to restore the
Convocation to its full powers.” -- Little did I apprehend that
he had actually said this: but I was soon convinced of my
errour; for, with a determined look, he thundered out, “And
would I not, Sir? Shall the Presbyterian Kirk of Scotland
have its General Assembly, and the Church of England be denied
its Convocation?” He was walking up and down the room, while I
told him the anecdote; but when he uttered this explosion of
high-church zeal, he had come close to my chair, and his eye
flashed with indignation. I bowed to the storm, and diverted the
force of it, by leading him to expatiate on the influence which
religion derived from maintaining the church with great external
respectability.
I must not omit to mention that he this year wrote “The Life of
Ascham,” + and the Dedication to the Earl of Shaftesbury, +
prefixed to the edition of that writer's English works,
published by Mr. Bennet.
On Friday, August 5, we set out early in the morning in the
Harwich stage-coach. A fat elderly gentlewoman, and a young
Dutchman, seemed the most inclined among us to conversation. At
the inn where we dined, the gentlewoman said that she had done
her best to educate her children; and, particularly, that she
had never suffered them to be a moment idle. JOHNSON. “I wish,
Madam, you would educate me too; for I have been an idle fellow
all my life.” “I am sure, Sir, (said she) you have not been
idle.” JOHNSON. “Nay, Madam, it is very true; and that gentleman
there, (pointing to me,) has been idle. He was idle at
Edinburgh. His father sent him to Glasgow, where he continued to
be idle. He then came to London, where he has been very idle;
and now he is going to Utrecht, where he will be as idle as
ever.” I asked him privately how he could expose me so. JOHNSON.
“Poh, poh! (said he) they knew nothing about you, and will think
of it no more.” In the afternoon the gentlewoman talked
violently against the Roman Catholicks, and of the horrours of
the Inquisition. To the utter astonishment of all the passengers
but myself, who knew that he could talk upon any side of a
question, he defended the Inquisition, and maintained, that
“false doctrine should be checked on its first appearance; that
the civil power should unite with the church in punishing those
who dare to attack the established religion, and that such only
were punished by the Inquisition.” He had in his pocket
“Pomponius Mela de Situ Orbis,” in which he read
occasionally, and seemed very intent upon ancient geography.
Though by no means niggardly, his attention to what was
generally right was so minute, that having observed at one of
the stages that I ostentatiously gave a shilling to the
coachman, when the custom was for each passenger to give only
six-pence, he took me aside and scolded me, saying that what I
had done would make the coachman dissatisfied with all the rest
of the passengers who gave him no more than his due. This was a
just reprimand; for in whatever way a man may indulge his
generosity or his vanity in spending his money, for the sake of
others he ought not to raise the price of any article for which
there is a constant demand.
He talked of Mr. Blacklock's poetry, so far as it was
descriptive of visible objects; and observed, that “as its
authour had the misfortune to be blind, we may be absolutely
sure that such passages are combinations of what he has
remembered of the works of other writers who could see. That
foolish fellow, Spence, has laboured to explain philosophically
how Blacklock may have done, by means of his own faculties, what
it is impossible he should do. The solution, as I have given it,
is plain. Suppose, I know a man to be so lame that he is
absolutely incapable to move himself, and I find him in a
different room from that in which I left him; shall I puzzle
myself with idle conjectures, that, perhaps, his nerves have by
some unknown change all at once become effective? No, Sir, it is
clear how he got into a different room: he was
carried.”
Having stopped a night at Colchester, Johnson talked of that
town with veneration, for having stood a siege for Charles the
First. The Dutchman alone now remained with us. He spoke
English tolerably well; and thinking to recommend himself to us
by expatiating on the superiority of the criminal jurisprudence
of this country over that of Holland, he inveighed against the
barbarity of putting an accused person to the torture, in order
to force a confession. But Johnson was as ready for this, as for
the Inquisition. “Why, Sir, you do not, I find, understand the
law of your own country. To torture in Holland is considered as
a favour to an accused person; for no man is put to the torture
there, unless there is as much evidence against him as would
amount to conviction in England. An accused person among you,
therefore, has one chance more to escape punishment, than those
who are tried among us.”
At supper this night he talked of good eating with uncommon
satisfaction. “Some people (said he,) have a foolish way of not
minding, or pretending not to mind, what they eat. For my part,
I mind my belly very studiously, and very carefully; for I look
upon it, that he who does not mind his belly, will hardly mind
any thing else.” He now appeared to me Jean Bull
philosophe, and he was for the moment, not only serious, but
vehement. Yet I have heard him, upon other occasions, talk with
great contempt of people who were anxious to gratify their
palates; and the 206th number of his Rambler is a masterly essay
against gulosity. His practice, indeed, I must acknowledge, may
be considered as casting the balance of his different opinions
upon this subject; for I never knew any man who relished good
eating more than he did. When at table, he was totally absorbed
in the business of the moment; his looks seemed rivetted to his
plate; nor would he, unless when in very high company, say one
word, or even pay the least attention to what was said by
others, till he had satisfied his appetite: which was so fierce,
and indulged with such intenseness, that while in the act of
eating, the veins of his forehead swelled, and generally a
strong perspiration was visible. To those whose sensations were
delicate, this could not but be disgusting; and it was doubtless
not very suitable to the character of a philosopher, who should
be distinguished by self-command. But it must be owned, that
Johnson, though he could be rigidly abstemious, was not a
temperate man either in eating or drinking. He could
refrain, but he could not use moderately. He told me, that he
had fasted two days without inconvenience, and that he had never
been hungry but once. They who beheld with wonder how much he
eat upon all occasions, when his dinner was to his taste, could
not easily conceive what he must have meant by hunger; and not
only was he remarkable for the extraordinary quantity which he
eat, but he was, or affected to be, a man of very nice
discernment in the science of cookery. He used to descant
critically on the dishes which had been at table where he had
dined or supped, and to recollect very minutely what he had
liked. I remember when he was in Scotland, his praising
“Gordon's palates,” (a dish of palates at the Honourable
Alexander Gordon's) with a warmth of expression which might have
done honour to more important subjects. “As for Maclaurin's
imitation of a made dish, it was a wretched attempt.” He
about the same time was so much displeased with the performances
of a nobleman's French cook, that he exclaimed with vehemence,
“I'd throw such a rascal into the river”; and he then proceeded
to alarm a lady at whose house he was to sup, by the following
manifesto of his skill: “I, Madam, who live at a variety of good
tables, am a much better judge of cookery, than any person who
has a very tolerable cook, but lives much at home; for his
palate is gradually adapted to the taste of his cook: whereas,
Madam, in trying by a wider range, I can more exquisitely
judge.” When invited to dine, even with an intimate friend, he
was not pleased if something better than a plain dinner was not
prepared for him. I have heard him say on such an occasion,
“This was a good dinner enough, to be sure: but it was not a
dinner to ask a man to.” On the other hand, he was wont
to express, with great glee, his satisfaction when he had been
entertained quite to his mind. One day when he had dined with
his neighbour and landlord, in Bolt-court, Mr. Allen, the
printer, whose old housekeeper had studied his taste in every
thing, he pronounced this eulogy: “Sir, we could not have had a
better dinner, had there been a Synod of Cooks.”
While we were left by ourselves, after the Dutchman had gone to
bed, Dr. Johnson talked of that studied behaviour which many
have recommended and practised. He disapproved of it; and said,
“I never considered whether I should be a grave man, or a merry
man, but just let inclination, for the time, have its
course.”
He flattered me with some hopes that he would, in the course of
the following summer, come over to Holland, and accompany me in
a tour through the Netherlands.
I teased him with fanciful apprehensions of unhappiness. A moth
having fluttered round the candle, and burnt itself, he laid
hold of this little incident to admonish me; saying, with a sly
look, and in a solemn but a quiet tone, “That creature was its
own tormentor, and I believe its name was BOSWELL.”
Next day we got to Harwich, to dinner; and my passage in the
packet-boat to Helvoetsluys being secured, and my baggage put on
board, we dined at our inn by ourselves. I happened to say, it
would be terrible if he should not find a speedy opportunity of
returning to London, and be confined in so dull a place.
JOHNSON. “Don't, Sir, accustom yourself to use big words for
little matters. It would not be terrible, though I
were to be detained some time here.” The practice of
using words of disproportionate magnitude, is, no doubt, too
frequent every where; but, I think, most remarkable among the
French, of which, all who have travelled in France must have
been struck with innumerable instances.
We went and looked at the church, and having gone into it, and
walked up to the altar, Johnson, whose piety was constant and
fervent, sent me to my knees, saying, “Now that you are going to
leave your native country, recommend yourself to the protection
of your CREATOR and REDEEMER.”
After we came out of the church, we stood talking for some time
together of Bishop Berkeley's ingenious sophistry to prove the
non-existence of matter, and that every thing in the universe is
merely ideal. I observed, that though we are satisfied his
doctrine is not true, it is impossible to refute it. I never
shall forget the alacrity with which Johnson answered, striking
his foot with mighty force against a large stone, till he
rebounded from it, -- “I refute it thus.”42 This was a stout exemplification of the
first truths of Pere Bouffier, or the original
principles of Reid and of Beattie; without admitting which,
we can no more argue in metaphysics, than we can argue in
mathematicks without axioms. To me it is not conceivable how
Berkeley can be answered by pure reasoning; but I know that the
nice and difficult task was to have been undertaken by one of
the most luminous minds of the present age, had not politicks
“turned him from calm philosophy aside.” What an admirable
display of subtilty, united with brilliance, might his
contending with Berkeley have afforded us! How must we, when we
reflect on the loss of such an intellectual feast, regret that
he should be characterised as the man,
“Who born for the universe narrow'd his mind, And to party
gave up what was meant for mankind?”
My revered friend walked down with me to the beach, where we
embraced and parted with tenderness, and engaged to correspond
by letters. I said, “I hope, Sir, you will not forget me in my
absence.” JOHNSON. “Nay, Sir, it is more likely you should
forget me, than that I should forget you.” As the vessel put out
to sea, I kept my eyes upon him for a considerable time, while
he remained rolling his majestic frame in his usual manner; and
at last I perceived him walk back into the town, and he
disappeared.
Utrecht seeming at first very dull to me, after the animated
scenes of London, my spirits were grievously affected; and I
wrote to Johnson a plaintive and desponding letter, to which he
paid no regard. Afterwards, when I had acquired a firmer tone of
mind, I wrote him a second letter, expressing much anxiety to
hear from him. At length I received the following epistle, which
was of important service to me, and, I trust, will be so to many
others.
"A Mr. Mr. BOSWELL, a la Cour de l'Empereur,
UTRECHT.
“DEAR SIR,
“YOU are not to think yourself forgotten, or criminally
neglected, that you have had yet no letter from me. I love to
see my friends, to hear from them, to talk to them, and to talk
of them; but it is not without a considerable effort of
resolution that I prevail upon myself to write. I would not,
however, gratify my own indolence by the omission of any
important duty, or any office of real kindness.
“To tell you that I am or am not well, that I have or have not
been in the country, that I drank your health in the room in
which we last sat together, and that your acquaintance continue
to speak of you with their former kindness, topicks with which
those letters are commonly filled which are written only for the
sake of writing, I seldom shall think worth communicating; but
if I can have it in my power to calm any harassing disquiet, to
excite any virtuous desire, to rectify any important opinion, or
fortify any generous resolution, you need not doubt but I shall
at least wish to prefer the pleasure of gratifying a friend much
less esteemed than yourself, before the gloomy calm of idle
vacancy. Whether I shall easily arrive at an exact punctuality
of correspondence, I cannot tell. I shall, at present, expect
that you will receive this in return for two which I have had
from you. The first, indeed, gave me an account so hopeless of
the state of your mind, that it hardly admitted or deserved an
answer; by the second I was much better pleased; and the
pleasure will still be increased by such a narrative of the
progress of your studies, as may evince the continuance of an
equal and rational application of your mind to some useful
enquiry.
“You will, perhaps, wish to ask, what study I would recommend. I
shall not speak of theology, because it ought not to be
considered as a question whether you shall endeavour to know the
will of God.
“I shall, therefore, consider only such studies as we are at
liberty to pursue or to neglect; and of these I know not how you
will make a better choice, than by studying the civil law as
your father advises, and the ancient languages, as you had
determined for yourself; at least resolve, while you remain in
any settled residence, to spend a certain number of hours every
day amongst your books. The dissipation of thought of which you
complain, is nothing more than the vacillation of a mind
suspended between different motives, and changing its direction
as any motive gains or loses strength. If you can but kindle in
your mind any strong desire, if you can but keep predominant any
wish for some particular excellence or attainment, the gusts of
imagination will break away, without any effect upon your
conduct, and commonly without any traces left upon the
memory.
“There lurks, perhaps, in every human heart a desire of
distinction, which inclines every man first to hope, and then to
believe, that nature has given him something peculiar to
himself. This vanity makes one mind nurse aversion, and another
actuate desires, till they rise by art much above their original
state of power; and as affectation in time improves to habit,
they at last tyrannise over him who at first encouraged them
only for show. Every desire is a viper in the bosom, who, while
be was chill, was harmless; but when warmth gave him strength,
exerted it in poison. You know a gentleman, who, when first he
set his foot in the gay world, as he prepared himself to whirl
in the vortex of pleasure, imagined a total indifference and
universal negligence to be the most agreeable concomitants of
youth, and the strongest indication of an airy temper and a
quick apprehension. Vacant to every object, and sensible of
every impulse, he thought that all appearance of diligence would
deduct something from the reputation of genius; and hoped that
be should appear to attain, amidst all the ease of carelessness,
and all the tumult of diversion, that knowledge and those
accomplishments which mortals of the common fabrick obtain only
by mute abstraction and solitary drudgery. He tried this scheme
of life awhile, was made weary of it by his sense and his
virtue; he then wished to return to his studies; and finding
long habits of idleness and pleasure harder to be cured than he
expected, still willing to retain his claim to some
extraordinary prerogatives, resolved the common consequences of
irregularity into an unalterable decree of destiny, and
concluded that Nature had originally formed him incapable of
rational employment.
“Let all such fancies, illusive and destructive, be banished
henceforward from your thoughts for ever. Resolve, and keep your
resolution; choose, and pursue your choice. If you spend this
day in study, you will find yourself still more able to study
to-morrow; not that you are to expect that you shall at once
obtain a complete victory. Depravity is not very easily
overcome. Resolution will sometimes relax, and diligence will
sometimes be interrupted; but let no accidental surprise or
deviation, whether short or long, dispose you to despondency.
Consider these failings as incident to all mankind. Begin again
where you left off, and endeavour to avoid the seducements that
prevailed over you before.
“This, my dear Boswell, is advice which, perhaps, has been often
given you, and given you without effect. But this advice, if you
will not take from others, you must take from your own
reflections, if you purpose to do the duties of the station to
which the bounty of Providence has called you.
“Let me have a long letter from you as soon as you can. I hope
you continue your Journal, and enrich it with many observations
upon the country in which you reside. It will be a favour if you
can get me any books in the Frisick language, and can enquire
how the poor are maintained in the Seven Provinces. I am, dear
Sir,
“Your most affectionate servant,
“SAM. JOHNSON.”
“London, Dec. 8, 1763.”
I am sorry to observe, that neither in my own minutes, nor in my
letters to Johnson which have been preserved by him, can I find
any information how the poor are maintained in the Seven
Provinces. But I shall extract from one of my letters what I
learnt concerning the other subject of his curiosity.
“I have made all possible enquiry with respect to the Frisick
language, and find that it has been less cultivated than any
other of the northern dialects; a certain proof of which is
their deficiency of books. Of the old Frisick there are no
remains, except some ancient laws preserved by Schotanus in his
'Beschryvinge van die Heerlykheid van Friesland;' and his
'Historia Frisica.' I have not yet been able to find
these books. Professor Trotz, who formerly was of the University
of Vranyken in Friesland, and is at present preparing an edition
of all the Frisick laws, gave me this information. Of the modern
Frisick, or what is spoken by the boors of this day, I have
procured a specimen. It is Gisbert Japix's 'Rymelerie,'
which is the only book that they have. It is amazing that they
have no translation of the bible, no treatises of devotion, nor
even any of the ballads and story-books which are so agreeable
to country people. You shall have Japix by the first convenient
opportunity. I doubt not to pick up Schotanus. Mynheer Trotz has
promised me his assistance.”
Notes
1. “MADAM,
“To approach the high and illustrious has been in all ages the
privilege of Poets; and though translators cannot justly claim
the same honour, yet they naturally follow their authours as
attendants; and I hope that in return for having enabled TASSO
to diffuse his fame through the British dominions, I may be
introduced by him to the presence of YOUR MAJESTY.
“TASSO has a peculiar claim to YOUR MAJESTY'S favour as follower
and panegyrist of the House of Este, which has one common
ancestor with the House of HANOVER; and in reviewing his life it
is not easy to forbear a wish that he had lived in a happier
time, when he might among the descendants of that illustrious
family have found a more liberal and potent patronage.
“I cannot but observe, MADAM, how unequally reward is
proportioned to merit, when I reflect that the happiness which
was withheld from TASSO is reserved for me; and that the poem
which once hardly procured to its authour the countenance of the
Princess of Ferrara, has attracted to its translator the
favourable notice of a BRITISH QUEEN.
“Had this been the fate of TASSO, he would have been able to
have celebrated the condescension of YOUR MAJESTY in nobler
language, but could not have felt it with more ardent gratitude
than,
“MADAM,
“YOUR MAJESTY'S
“Most faithful and devoted servant.”
2. As great men of antiquity such as Scipio
Africanus had an epithet added to their names, in
consequence of some celebrated action, so my illustrious friend
was often called DICTIONARY JOHNSON, from that wonderful
achievement of genius and labour, his “Dictionary of the English
Language”; the merit of which I contemplate with more and more
admiration.
3. My position has been very well illustrated by
Mr. Belsham of Bedford, in his Essay on Dramatick Poetry. “The
fashionable doctrine (says he) both of moralists and criticks in
these times is, that virtue and happiness are constant
concomitants; and it is regarded as a kind of dramatick impiety
to maintain that virtue should not be rewarded, nor vice
punished in the last scene of the last act of every tragedy.
This conduct in our modern poets is, however, in my opinion,
extremely injudicious; for, it labours in vain to inculcate a
doctrine in theory, which every one knows to be false in fact,
viz., that virtue in real life is always productive of
happiness; and vice of misery. Thus Congreve concludes the
Tragedy of 'The Mourning Bride,' with the following foolish
couplet:
'For blessings ever wait on virtuous deeds, And, though a
late, a sure reward succeeds.'
“When a man eminently virtuous, a Brutus, a Cato, or a Socrates,
finally sinks under the pressure of accumulated misfortune, we
are not only led to entertain a more indignant hatred of vice
than if he rose from his distress, but we are inevitably induced
to cherish the sublime idea that a day of future retribution
will arrive when he shall receive not merely poetical, but real
and substantial justice.” Essays Philosophical, Historical and
Literary, London, 1791, Vol. II. 8vo. p. 317.
This is well reasoned and well expressed. I wish, indeed, that
the ingenious authour had not thought it necessary to introduce
any instance of “a man eminently virtuous”; as he would
then have avoided mentioning such a ruffian as Brutus under that
description. Mr. Belsham discovers in his “Essays” so much
reading and thinking, and good composition, that I regret his
not having been fortunate enough to be educated a member of our
excellent national establishment. Had he not been nursed in
nonconformity, he probably would not have been tainted with
those heresies (as I sincerely, and on no slight investigation,
think them) both in religion and politicks, which, while I read,
I am sure, with candour, I cannot read without offence.
4. No. 8 -- The very place where, I was
fortunate enough to be introduced to the illustrious subject of
this work, deserves to be particularly marked. I never pass by
it without feeling reverence and regret.
5. Mr. Murphy in his “Essay on the Life and
Genius of Dr. Johnson,” has given an account of this meeting
considerably different from mine, I am persuaded without any
consciousness of errour. His memory, at the end of near thirty
years, has undoubtedly deceived him, and he supposes himself to
have been present at a scene, which he has probably heard
inaccurately described by others. In my note taken on the
very day, in which I am confident I marked every thing
material that passed, no mention is made of this gentleman; and
I am sure, that I should not have omitted one so well known in
the literary world. It may easily be imagined that this my first
interview with Dr. Johnson, with all its circumstances, made a
strong impression on my mind, and would be registered with
peculiar attention.
[It is remarkable, that in the editions of Murphy's Life of
Johnson, published subsequently to the appearance of this note,
in 1791, he never corrected the misstatement here mentioned. --
M.]
6. That this was a momentary sally against
Garrick there can be no doubt; for at Johnson's desire he had,
some years before, given a benefit-night at his theatre to this
very person, by which she had got two hundred pounds. Johnson,
indeed, upon all other occasions, when I was in his company,
praised the very liberal charity of Garrick. I once mentioned to
him, “It is observed, Sir, that you attack Garrick yourself, but
will suffer nobody else to do it.” JOHNSON, (smiling) “Why, Sir,
that is true.”
7. Mr. Sheridan was then reading lectures upon
Oratory at Bath, where Derrick was Master of the Ceremonies; or,
as the phrase is, KING.
8. My friend Mr. Malone, in his valuable
comments on Shakspeare, has traced in that great poet the
disjecta membra of these lines.
9. The account was as follows: “On the night of
the 1st of February, many gentlemen eminent for their rank and
character, were, by the invitation of the Reverend Mr. Aldrich,
of Clerkenwell, assembled at his house, for the examination of
the noises supposed to be made by a departed spirit, for the.
detection of some enormous crime.
“About ten at night the gentlemen met in the chamber in which
the girl, supposed to be disturbed by a spirit, had, with proper
caution, been put to bed by several ladies. They sat rather more
than an hour, and hearing nothing, went down stairs, when they
interrogated the father of the girl, who denied, in strongest
terms, any knowledge or belief of fraud.
“The supposed spirit had before publickly promised, by an
affirmative knock, that it would attend one of the gentlemen
into the vault under the church of St. John, Clerkenwell, where
the body is deposited, and give a token of her presence there,
by a knock upon her coffin; it was therefore determined to make
this trial of the existence or veracity of the supposed
spirit.
“While they were enquiring and deliberating, they were summoned
into the girl's chamber by some ladies who were near her bed,
and who had heard knocks and scratches. When the gentlemen
entered, the girl declared that she felt the spirit like a mouse
upon her back, and was required to hold her hands out of bed.
From that time, though the spirit was very solemnly required to
manifest its existence by appearance, by impression on the hand
or body of any present, by scratches, knocks, or any other
agency, no evidence of any preternatural power was exhibited.
“The Spirit was then very seriously advertised that the person
to whom the promise was made of striking the coffin, was then
about to visit the vault, and that the performance of the
promise was then claimed. The company at one o'clock went into
the church, and the gentleman to whom the promise was made, went
with another into the vault. The spirit was solemnly required to
perform its promise, but nothing more than silence ensued: the
person supposed to be accused by the spirit, then went down with
several others, but no effect was perceived. Upon their return
they examined the girl, but could draw no confession from her.
Between two and three she desired and was permitted to go home
with her father.
“It is, therefore, the opinion of the whole assembly, that the
child has some art of making or counterfeiting a particular
noise, and that there is no agency of any higher cause.”
10. The Critical Review, in which Mallet
himself sometimes wrote, characterised this pamphlet as “the
crude efforts of envy, petulance, and self-conceit.” There being
thus three epithets, we the three authours had a humourous
contention how each should be appropriated.
11. [Goldsmith got a premium at a Christmas
examination in Trinity College, Dublin, which I have seen. --
KEARNEY.]
[A premium obtained at the Christmas examination is generally
more honourable than any other, because it ascertains the person
who receives it to be the first in literary merit. At the other
examinations, the person thus distinguished may be only the
second in merit; he who has previously obtained the same
honorary reward, sometimes receiving a written certificate that
he was the best answerer, it being a rule that not more than one
premium should be adjudged to the same person in one year. See
ante, Aetat. 47. -- M.]
12. [He had also published in 1759, “THE BEE,
being Essays on the most interesting subjects.” -- M.]
13. See his Epitaph in Westminster Abbey,
written by Dr. Johnson.
14. In allusion to this, Mr. Horace Walpole,
who admired his writings, said he was “an inspired idiot”; and
Garrick described him as one
” -- for shortness called Noll, Who wrote like an angel,
and talk'd like poor Poll.”
Sir Joshua Reynolds mentioned to me that he frequently heard
Goldsmith talk warmly of the pleasure of being liked, and
observe how hard it would be if literary excellence should
preclude a man from that satisfaction, which he perceived it
often did, from the envy which attended it; and therefore Sir
Joshua was convinced that he was intentionally more absurd, in
order to lessen himself in social intercourse, trusting that his
character would be sufficiently supported by his work. If it
indeed was his intention to appear absurd in company, he was
often very successful. But with due deference to Sir Joshua's
ingenuity, I think the conjecture too refined.
15. The Misses Hornecks, one of whom is now
married to Henry Bunbury, Esq. and the other to Colonel Gwyn.
16. He went home with Mr. Burke to supper; and
broke his shin by attempting to exhibit to the company how much
better he could jump over a stick than the puppets.
17. I am willing to hope that there may have
been some mistake as to this anecdote, though I had it from a
dignitary of the church. Dr. Isaac Goldsmith, his near relation,
was Dean of Cloyne, in 1747.
18. Anecdotes of Johnson, p. 119.
19. Life of Johnson, p. 420.
20. It may not be improper to annex here Mrs.
Piozzi's account of this transaction, in her own words, as a
specimen of the extreme inaccuracy with which all her anecdotes
of Dr. Johnson are related, or rather discoloured and
distorted. “I have forgotten the year, but it could scarcely, I
think, be later than 1765 or 1766, that he was called
abruptly from our house after dinner, and returning in
about three hours, said he had been with an enraged authour,
whose landlady pressed him for payment within doors, while the
bailiffs beset him without; that he was drinking himself
drunk with Madeira, to drown care, and fretting over a
novel, which, when finished, was to be his whole
fortune, but he could not get it done for
distraction, nor could he step out of doors to offer it for
sale. Mr. Johnson, therefore, sent away the bottle, and went to
the bookseller, recommending the performance, and desiring
some immediate relief; which when he brought back to the
writer, he called the woman of the house directly to partake
of punch and pass their time in merriment.” Anecdotes of Dr.
Johnson, p. 119.
21. I am inclined to think that he was
misinformed as to this circumstance. I own I am jealous for my
worthy friend Dr. John Campbell. For though Milton could without
remorse absent himself from public worship, I cannot. On the
contrary, I have the same habitual impressions upon my mind,
with those of a truly venerable Judge, who said to Mr. Langton,
“Friend Langton, if I have not been at church on Sunday, I do
not feel myself easy.” Dr. Campbell was a sincerely religious
man. Lord Macartney, who is eminent for his variety of
knowledge, and attention to men of talents, and knew him well,
told me, that when he called on him in a morning, he found him
reading a chapter in the Greek New Testament, which he informed
his Lordship was his constant practice. The quantity of Dr.
Campbell's composition is almost incredible, and his labours
brought him large profits. Dr. Joseph Warton told me that
Johnson said of him, “He is the richest authour that ever grazed
the common of literature.”
22. [In 1769 I set for Smart and Newberry,
Thornton's burlesque Ode on St. Cecilia's day. It was performed
at Ranelagh in masks, to a very crowded audience, as I was told;
for I then resided in Norfolk. Beard sung the salt-box song,
which was admirably accompanied on that instrument by Brent, the
Fencing master, and father of Miss Brent, the celebrated singer;
Skeggs on the broom-stick, as bassoon; and a remarkable
performer on the Jews-harp, -- “Buzzing twangs the iron lyre.”
Cleavers were cast in bell metal for this entertainment. All the
performers of the old woman's Oratory, employed by Foote, were,
I believe, employed at Ranelagh, on this occasion. --
BURNEY.]
23. [See ante, Aetat. 42. This lady
resided in Dr. Johnson's house in Gough-square from about 1753
to 1758; and in that year, on his removing to Gray's Inn, she
went into lodgings. At a subsequent period, she again became an
inmate with Johnson, in Johnson's-court. -- M.]
24. The Northern bard mentioned earlier. When I
asked Dr. Johnson's permission to introduce him, he obligingly
agreed; adding, however, with a sly pleasantry, “but he must
give us none of his poetry.” It is remarkable that Johnson and
Churchill, however much they differed in other points, agreed on
this subject. See Churchill's “Journey.” It is, however, but
justice to Dr. Ogilvie to observe, that his “Day of Judgement”
has no inconsiderable share of merit.
25. [Johnson would suffer none of his friends
to fill up chasms in conversation with remarks on the weather:
“Let us not talk of the weather.” -- BURNEY.]
26. When I mentioned the same idle clamour to
him several years afterwards, he said with a smile. “I wish my
pension were twice as large, that they might make twice as much
noise.”
27. Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides, 3rd
edit. p. 402 (Nov. 10).
28. He used to tell, with great humour, from my
relation to him, the following little story of my early years,
which was literary true: “Boswell, in the year 1745, was a fine
boy, wore a white cockade, and prayed for King James, till one
of his uncles (General Cochrane) gave him a shilling on
condition that he would pray for King George, which he
accordingly did. So you see (says Boswell) that Whigs of all
ages are made the same way.”
29. Letter to Rutland on Travel, 16mo. 1596.
30. [Johnson told Dr. Burney that Goldsmith
said, when he first began to write, he determined to commit to
paper nothing but what was new; but he afterwards found
that what was new was generally false, and from that time
was no longer solicitous about novelty. -- BURNEY.]
31. [His great period of study was from the age
of twelve to that of eighteen; as he told Mr. Langton, who gave
me this information. -- M.]
32. This one Mrs. Macaulay was the same
personage who afterwards made herself so much known as “the
celebrated female historian.”
33. This opinion was given by him more at large
at a subsequent period. See “Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides.”
3rd edit. p. 32 (Aug 16).
34. I fully intended to have followed advice of
such weight; but having staid much longer both in Germany and
Italy than I proposed to do, and having also visited Corsica, I
found that I had exceeded the time allowed me by my father, and
hastened to France in my way homewards.
35. Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides, 3rd
edit. p. 104 (Aug 27).
36. Ibid. p. 142 (Sept 22).
37. He published a biographical work,
containing an account of eminent writers, in 3 vols. 8vo.
38. All who are acquainted with the history of
religion, (the most important, surely, that concerns the human
mind,) know that the appellation of Methodists was first
given to a society of students in the University of Oxford, who
about the year 1730, were distinguished by an earnest and
methodical attention to devout exercises. This
disposition of mind is not a novelty, or peculiar to any sect,
but has been, and still may be found, in many Christians of
every denomination. Johnson himself was, in a dignified manner,
a Methodist. In his Rambler, No. 110, he mentions with respect
“the whole discipline of regulated piety”; and in his “Prayers
and Meditations,” many instances occur of his anxious
examination into his spiritual state. That this religious
earnestness, and in particular an observation of the influence
of the Holy Spirit, has sometimes degenerated into folly, and
sometimes been counterfeited for base purposes, cannot be
denied. But it is not, therefore, fair to decry it when genuine.
The principal argument in reason and good sense against
methodism is, that it tends to debase human nature, and prevent
the generous exertions of goodness, by an unworthy supposition
that God will pay no regard to them; although it is positively
said in the scriptures, that he “will reward every man according
to his works.” But I am happy to have it in my power to do
justice to those whom it is the fashion to ridicule, without any
knowledge of their tenets; and this I can do by quoting a
passage from one of their best apologists, Mr. Milner, who thus
expresses their doctrine upon this subject: “Justified by faith,
renewed in his faculties, and constrained by the love of Christ,
their believer moves in the sphere of love and gratitude, and
all his duties flow more or less from this principle. And
though they are accumulating for him in heaven a treasure of
bliss proportioned to his faithfulness and activity, and it is
by no means inconsistent with his principles to feel the force
of this consideration, yet love itself sweetens every duty
to his mind; and he thinks there is no absurdity in his feeling
the love of God as the grand commanding principle of his life.”
Essay on several religious Subjects, &c., by Joseph
Milner, A.M. Master of the Grammar School of
Kingston-upon-Hull, 1789, p. 11.
39. [Epigram. Lib. II “In Elizabeth. Angliae
Reg.” -- I suspect that the authour's memory here deceived him
and that Johnson said, “the first modern poet”; for there
is a well known Epigram in the ANTHOLOGIA, containing this kind
of eulogy. -- M.]
40. My friend Sir Michael Le Fleming. This
gentleman, with all his experience of sprightly and elegant
life, inherits, with the beautiful family domain, no
inconsiderable share of that love of literature, which
distinguished his venerable grandfather, the Bishop of Carlisle.
He one day observed to me, of Dr. Johnson, in a felicity of
phrase, “There is a blunt dignity about him on every
occasion.”
[Sir Michael Le Fleming died of an apoplectick fit, while
conversing at the Admiralty with Lord Howick, (now the Earl
Grey,) May 19, 1806. -- M.]
41. [In a paper already referred to, (see
ante, Aetat. 27) a lady who appears to have been well
acquainted with Mrs. Williams, thus speaks of her:
“Mrs. Williams was a person extremely interesting. She had an
uncommon firmness of mind, a boundless curiosity, retentive
memory, and strong judgement. She had various powers of
pleasing. Her personal afflictions and slender fortune she
seemed to forget, when she had the power of doing an act of
kindness: she was social, cheerful, and active, in a state of
body that was truly deplorable. Her regard to Dr. Johnson was
formed with such strength of judgement and firm esteem, that her
voice never hesitated when she repeated his maxims, or recited
his good deeds; though upon many other occasions her want of
sight had led her to make so much use of her ear, as to affect
her speech.
“Mrs. Williams was blind before she was acquainted with Dr.
Johnson. -- She had many resources, though none very great. With
the Miss Wilkinsons she generally passed a part of the year, and
received from them presents, and from the first who died, a
legacy of cloaths and money. The last of them, Mrs. Jane, left
her an annual rent; but from the blundering manner of the Will,
I fear she never reaped the benefit of it. The lady left money
to erect an hospital for ancient maids: but the number she had
allotted being too great for the donation, the Doctor [Johnson]
said, it would be better to expunge the word maintain,
and put in to starve such a number of old maids. They
asked him, What name should be given it? he replied, 'Let it be
called JENNY'S WHIM. [The name of a well-known tavern near
Chelsea, in former days.]
“Lady Phillips made her a small allowance, and some other Welsh
ladies, to all of whom she was related. Mrs. Montague, on the
death of Mr. Montague, settled upon her [by deed] ten pounds per
annum. -- As near as I can calculate, Mrs. Williams had about
thirty-five or forty pounds a year. The furniture she used [in
her apartment in Dr. Johnson's house] was her own; her expenses
were small, tea and bread and butter being at least half of her
nourishment. Sometimes she had a servant or charewoman to do the
ruder offices of the house: but she was herself active and
industrious. I have frequently seen her at work. Upon remarking
one day her facility in moving about the house, searching into
drawers, and finding books, without the help of sight, 'Believe
me, (said she,) persons who cannot do those common offices
without sight, did but little while they enjoyed that blessing.'
-- Scanty circumstances, bad health, and blindness, are surely a
sufficient apology for her being sometimes impatient: her
natural disposition was good, friendly, and humane.” -- M.]
42. [Dr. Johnson seems to have been imperfectly
acquainted with Berkeley's doctrine: as his experiment only
proves that we have the sensation of solidity, which Berkeley
did not deny. -- He admitted that we had sensations or ideas
that are usually called sensible qualities, one of which is
solidity: he only denied the existence of matter, i.e. an
inert senseless substance, in which they are supposed to
subsist. -- Johnson's exemplification concurs with the vulgar
notion, that solidity is matter. -- KEARNEY.]